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Kara is killing me!
We went to the bank yesterday to open her a bank account and while we were waiting for the woman to finish up we followed Alyx and Shea’s suit and played “Rock, Paper, Scissors.” She said, “Not lizard and Spock though…I don’t know how that one works!”
I insisted I would tell her the truth. I threw Spock, she threw rock. “I win.” She raised her eyebrows at me and I instantly began to look guilty. “MOM! You could say that every time and I wouldn’t know!”
We laughed and decided to play again.“ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, LIZARD, SPOCK!” and Kara throws her hands into prayer and says, “JESUS.”
“What? You can’t throw Jesus!” I laugh.
“Mom, Jesus trumps your Lizard. Jesus trumps everything.”
“Noooooo….Lizard bites Jesus. Jesus dies.” I look triumphantly at her.
She smirks at me, “Jesus dies, but comes back three days later.”Damn. Now we have to wait three days to see who wins.
I’m going throw Darwin! hee hee.