I'm a lot of things, but mostly I'm just Random and Odd.

  • The sky is the limit.

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    Just in case I hit the earth at 233 miles an hour because the chute didn’t open:

    1. Drain my body of whatever fluids are left and bury me in the skinny jeans I have hanging in my closet.
    2. My daughters: My only purpose in life to was to keep you off the pole. Finish school then finish college.
    3. My stuff is all lame, so come over and grab what you want.
    4. Bury me with the D300.
    5. I love you. I will always love you.

    Alrighty then.  I’m ready for this.

    Oh, and I wanted the last potential picture of me to be one where I look like I am standing next to Robert DeNiro.