I'm a lot of things, but mostly I'm just Random and Odd.

  • Penny…

    172 miles on 4 gallons of gas.

    She may not be pretty, have shocks and struts, have any kind of cushion in the drivers seat, a stereo with more than a cassette player and speakers that make everyone sound like Lawrence Welk.   She may have a windshield wiper bar that will randomly turn on the wipers if the air conditioner blows on it too hard.  She can be passed by a moped if she is running said air conditioner.
    It might take about 15 minutes longer than most cars to get up a hill, is held together with bread ties, hockey tape and bubble gum and has a side mirror that at any moment will fly right the hell off…

    She may not be pretty, but she gets some REALLY great gas mileage!

    Suck it Prius!