I wish they had realistic horoscopes.
Today mine would read, “Just go on ahead and sream FUCK! at the top of your lungs. You’re going to need it to get throughout the day. In fact…spend the first 3 hours of your day just doing that.”
ok. not good. probably bad.
I wish they had realistic horoscopes.
Today mine would read, “Just go on ahead and sream FUCK! at the top of your lungs. You’re going to need it to get throughout the day. In fact…spend the first 3 hours of your day just doing that.”
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I wish horoscopes were that blunt. And I hope your day improved with the screaming :)
I already did that once today…are you a Cancer, too?
Aries :)
Dude, my best friend and I are all over that one today – we’re Scorpios.
I had mine the other day, dang I hate those days. Hope today is better one!
Wait … that’s not a horoscope … that’s SOP (standard operating procedure), ISN’T IT???
If not …. FFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK
(and no wonder they keep saying I should try this “nice persona” gig at work. But I bet as much wouldn’t get done.)
Yes, why should that be a periodic horiscope thingy? Do it whenever you feel like.
Wow. That’s really odd. Mine says:
“Grease yourself before leaving the house today. Plan on staying bent over while everyone takes a turn”