Today…

I wish they had realistic horoscopes.

Today mine would read, “Just go on ahead and sream FUCK! at the top of your lungs. You’re going to need it to get throughout the day. In fact…spend the first 3 hours of your day just doing that.”

8 responses to “Today…”

  1. Elly Avatar

    I wish horoscopes were that blunt. And I hope your day improved with the screaming :)

  2. Janet Avatar

    I already did that once today…are you a Cancer, too?

  3. randomandodd Avatar
    randomandodd

    Aries :)

  4. Allisone Avatar

    Dude, my best friend and I are all over that one today – we’re Scorpios.

  5. justme Avatar
    justme

    I had mine the other day, dang I hate those days. Hope today is better one!

  6. Mit Avatar

    Wait … that’s not a horoscope … that’s SOP (standard operating procedure), ISN’T IT???

    If not …. FFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK

    (and no wonder they keep saying I should try this “nice persona” gig at work. But I bet as much wouldn’t get done.)

  7. JoeInVegas Avatar

    Yes, why should that be a periodic horiscope thingy? Do it whenever you feel like.

  8. ~Easy Avatar

    Wow. That’s really odd. Mine says:

    “Grease yourself before leaving the house today. Plan on staying bent over while everyone takes a turn”