Just imagine, if you will, this scene;
Me and my girlfriend after a warm outting. Stopped at the pastry place and got some cherry danishes. Walking out to the car, pastries being shoved into our mouths at a sickening speed.
She unlocks the door to her car. I put my purse and bag on the floor and plop into the seat. I was pretty certain that I might have sat on something, but wasn’t sure. I’m usually really good about not leaving things on her seats.
I maneuver myself into the leather seat, but I’m sort of ‘stuck’ in one spot…and that spot is sort of…cold.
“Nanc…I think I just blew my jeans out.”
“What?”
“My jeans, I think I just blew them out.”
I get out of the seat and stand up so she can see what I am talking about.
Now, it’s one of those moments where I wish I had a video camera trained on her face to capture the expression she had when she saw my right butt cheek hanging out of my pants.
“OH. MY. GOD!” Hysterical laughter following.
I sit back down, look at the danish and decide that it should probably go right back into the container.
The thought of my ass busting out of my favorite jeans shouldn’t have been as hysterical as it was, but that was some funny shit. The timing was classic. Half eaten cherry danish in one hand, butt cheek hanging out.
My new years resolution was making a point. LOUD AND CLEAR.
“Oh, I should get a picture of THAT!”
Uh. no. Funny, but not THAT funny.
21 responses to “No, I won’t post a picture to prove it.”
If you loved us, you would have taken a picture. :-)
Too funny! I had that happen at the top of a ski tow! Berrrrrrrrrrrr.
Hey, at least you were able to get your favorite jeans on in the first place. I can’t even do that at the moment!!!
I had that happen to me to and the ass blew out becasue they were well worn not becasue I had gained weight. Kinda like bending your knee and blowing out the knee in your jeans same thing. Really it is.
I’m with Ferngoddess on this one. My favorite pants blew out too and it was from being well loved and worn…it sucked. I want them back!
I don’t need a picture, I have a vivid imagination. LOL.
OMG! I hope you had been wearing undies, You should of taken a pix i promise I wouldn’t of laugh To Loud…. ROTFLMAO…… That happen to me before but its to awful to talk about i’m still in therapy for that one…. ‘-)
No mom, I wasn’t wearing any underwear. Totally commando.
Cherry danish does sound good. Too bad it happened right then. You have a gift for telling your story.
Yes, it was funny, and yes, pictures (especially after your comment)
Pics! Pics!!
no Joe and Easy. Noooooo pictures of my ass flank. I can’t even say it’s an ‘ass’ since it has sucessfully slid down my leg to the back of knee caps. I look like a horse from behind. Not pretty. Save yourselves and do what my husband does; get a Maxium magazine and pretend it’s what I look like. :)
I already do that…
Poor jeans.
That has happened to me before years ago. I guess that’s why I won’t wear anything tight at all now. Hope you have a great day. Sending lot’s of Love and Hug’s your way…..
That is one most execllent story.
About ten years ago, I was hosting a party and made the unfortunate decision to wear a skirt that was a bit tight. I sat down and the top button flew across the room. I guess I’m just lucky I didn’t take out an eye :-)
Thanks I needed that!
Double dog dare you to sew a big piece of elastic on that seam and wear them again. hee
This makes 19 people imagining your ass.
Thank you, Princess, for the best laugh of my day. (Even though it’s already tomorrow for me.)
hehehe
I only laugh because it wasn’t me. :)