Clusterfucked Royale

Author: randomandodd  |  Category: Random


I’ve mentioned before how much I hate Kaiser Health right?  With that said, I got back my test results. I have E Coli. The doctor sent me the test results and I don’t know why, but didn’t give a damn explaination with them. Just says, more than 100,000 col/ml of the long name.

In order to figure if my body was going to break out in a flesh eating e coli nightmare or if I can go frolic in the fallen leaves, I had to call the doctor to get some explanation on what the hell all that stuff meant.

I gotta whole lotta Nadda.

With that said…I’m going to see my family for Christmas!  I’m so freaking excited! My sister had emailed me the other day saying that her son was going to have Christmas Eve dinner at his place. His place HAS SNOW!
SNOW! that stuff I would cuss at as I had to walk to school in moon boots. The stuff that made me curse living in the mountains and swear once I moved away I would never, ever spend another day in the snow unless it involved a pair of a skis or hot chocolate spiked with peppermint schnapps.
Now I am digging out my boots and big-girl jacket and counting the days down before I get to leave to see my family.
I’m COUNTING THE DAYS DOWN like a kid for Christmas!

I would like to celebrate this moment in song and share it with you all, but Shaun said you all would stop coming here because all of your suspicions of me being a little on the crazy side would be confirmed.

Family, Snow and my sister’s cranberry bread…life is good. Actually, it will be perfect!

11 Responses to “Clusterfucked Royale”

  1. Kimmy Says:

    YAY for going home for Christmas …. awwww, that’s so great!

    You totally need to record your breakout song and post it. We already know you’re crazy LOL

    BTW – I found the puuurrrfect shirt for you —
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/14623424@N07/3109182641

    I’m baking all day tomorrow :)

  2. Kimmy Says:

    BTW – what is this photo?? I can’t figure out if it is spickett in the ground — a cake mix of some sort — It’s driving me crazy LOL

  3. heather 213 Says:

    it’s a water fountain somewhere…

    i think anyways.

    i second the yea for family and snow and bread.

    not so much for e coli, but for knowing what it is finally!

  4. Maria Says:

    I’m so happy for you because you are so happy about seeing your family. Woot!

    So, no treatment plan? It’s great that you know what the problem is, but we need an action plan.

  5. justme Says:

    Yay, so glad you know what it is now. Happy that you are happy about seeing your family. Sorry can’t be happy about the snow with you. I wish I was going home for christmas! which would be there, just a little more south though. Sigh.
    So did they say anything about having the IV meds and a in hospital stay. Does this mean that you at least get to wait until after the holidays?

  6. Cheeky Says:

    SING AWAY~!!!!!

  7. Liza Says:

    I’m so glad you know what is going on now (well, it at least has a name) I hope that they let you know more about it so you’re not left 100% confused.

    yay for going to see yoru family!! i hope you have the best time ever!!!!

  8. Ferngoddess Says:

    You are juat going to your families so I can’t find you to kick your ass.

  9. lulu Says:

    Finally! An Answer!!!

  10. Christina Says:

    Hey kiddo! I am sooooooo happy that they finally put a name on what is wrong with you! OMG that is good. No, No, No not Good, Freakin Awesome! What do we do now? What are the steps to get rid of it? What caused it? lol damn I am full of questions! When you go home, make sure you hug mom for me! How is she????? OHHHH and take a picture of Lassen for me! Don’t burn down any houses with out me or make any prego! I love you!

  11. Karen in TX Says:

    I’m with everyone else in that I have so many questions, as I’m sure you do. Foremost is what are their plans for treatment?

    As for getting to see your family and SNOW… have a Wonderful Time!