I love you!! *tackle hug* I love you, love you, LOVE YOU!!
You are the most amazing and wonderful man ever. *kissing your eyebrows* You are sweet, kind, funny and humble! I promise to love you for the rest of my life *nuzzling your neck* I promise to never, ever, go to the movies, Boston Market or drive a clown car with ANYONE but you!
I love you so very much. Even when you are all fru-free and grumpy. I love you even when your eyebrows climb into your hairline and your eyes bug out of your head when I say something that annoys you.
I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! and only you.
Your highly medicated and guilt-ridden Wife,