There are two types of cuddling people. 1. The obligatory cuddler.  The act of cuddling goes no further than the time watching television and those moments (and when I say moments, I actually mean nano seconds) when you decide to go to sleep and while getting into position, it would appear rude to not hold…

“Do you need anything from the store?” Shaun asks. “CARMEX!” Kara yells from the bedroom, where normally she can’t hear anything, but when someone is making a trip to the store she has super sonic hearing. “Kristine, do YOU need anything?” He asks again. “Mmmmm…no, don’t think so.” I answer. Shea and Alyx come running…

Here’s a totally hypothetical situation. I am going to change the wording around a little bit because just in case someone is reading this and doesn’t believe me when I say ‘hypothetical’.  Really, who believes someone when they say, “hypothetically”. See, right there, I tossed that word into the ” ” because I either don’t…

Along with Tivo, I wish life had a pause, rewind and fast forward option. I didn’t watch Click because I don’t want to ruin the image of the perfect world I have in my head. Well, along with the beforementioned options, I would like to add: Auto Update. When things are getting old. Auto Update….

I’ve sort of been on this, ‘throw away everything you have ever owned’ kick lately.  It started with 80% of the content in my garage.   I couldn’t be happier.  Well, that’s just a stupid statement, OF COURSE I COULD BE HAPPIER. I’m just really glad that the crap that was attracting mice is now out…

I wish they had realistic horoscopes. Today mine would read, “Just go on ahead and sream FUCK! at the top of your lungs. You’re going to need it to get throughout the day. In fact…spend the first 3 hours of your day just doing that.”