I wish for something, you comment back granting me that wish and then fuck it up and then ask for your own wish.
randomandodd: I wish I could get it together.
you: GRANTED! but once you get it all together you realize it’s in boxes and on a U-haul to nowhere. I wish I had a million dollars.
someoneelse: GRANTED! but you have to give that million to your ex-wife. i wish…
and so starts the cycle.
SO let’s start with me.
I wish my body didn’t look like I was pregnant with the Michelin Tire baby.