Random and Odd

Remember; “I wish”?

I wish for something, you comment back granting me that wish and then fuck it up and then ask for your own wish.

randomandodd: I wish I could get it together.
you: GRANTED! but once you get it all together you realize it’s in boxes and on a U-haul to nowhere.  I wish I had a million dollars.
someoneelse: GRANTED! but you have to give that million to your ex-wife. i wish…

and so starts the cycle.

SO let’s start with me.

I wish my body didn’t look like I was pregnant with the Michelin Tire baby.