I wish for something, you comment back granting me that wish and then fuck it up and then ask for your own wish.
Example:
randomandodd: I wish I could get it together.
you: GRANTED! but once you get it all together you realize it’s in boxes and on a U-haul to nowhere. I wish I had a million dollars.
someoneelse: GRANTED! but you have to give that million to your ex-wife. i wish…
and so starts the cycle.
SO let’s start with me.
I wish my body didn’t look like I was pregnant with the Michelin Tire baby.
27 responses to “Remember; “I wish”?”
Granted, but it looks like you’re pregnant with the Pillsbury Dough Boy instead.
I wish I was at WALT DISNEY WORLD RIGHT NOW!
Granted, but you are the Goofy character while you are there.
I wish I could sleep for 8 hours straight.
Granted, but they didn’t wash the suit before they gave it to you and it smells like little kid puke.
I wish I had a cougar for a consort.
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Monkey: granted, but you sleep the next 8 hours gay.
I wish I had a cougar for a consort.
granted.
but it’s hairless and just looks sad all the time.
i wish hot wings and beer were healthy for you.
Dave granted … but if you meant the woman over 40 kind of cougar, you get an actual large feline.
If you meant an actual large feline, then you get the woman over 40.
I wish I could get the theme song for Gilligan’s Island out of my head.
Doh! It’s a trend.
So, Hot wings and beer are healthy for you but you work at a fast food salad place.
I still wish I didn’t have that darn song in my head.
Granted! but now you have The Brady Bunch theme song stuck in there to replace it.
I wish there was an ability actually wish someone off the face of the earth, and it was a power I possessed.
Granted, but you somehow got the incantation wrong and wished the earth tattooed on someones face.
I wish my house was clean, so I don’t have to do it myself.
Granted, but now the smell of “clean house” makes you nauseous.
I wish my boobs weren’t always the first thing to go when I lose weight.
Granted but now you have GIGANTIC boobs that make you tip over…..
I wish I could get out of this bed and get moving today….
Granted but you are only out of bed to go to your job emptying Honey Buckets.
I wish I was someplace without snow.
Granted but the power has been out and the pipes haven been frozen for a week and a half and there is no way out of the house.
I wish I was only working one job.
oops messed that up.
Granted but is is 116 degrees and you have no air.
I wish I could read.
Granted but all you can read is those big manuals that come with household appliances that no one ever reads.
I wish it was the end of the day already and I was home from work and not going to work!
Granted – but now you are laid off for the next 6 weeks.
I wish that our School system could get their act together, and they didn’t have to cut 13 teachers.
Granted…but the kids will have to sit two to a desk
I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for
Granted but now you get everything you ever wished even that boy in high school that you wished over and over would love you back.
I wish I was only working one job.
Granted, but that one job is picking up dog poop in 100 degree heat.
I wish the flu would pick on someone else…
Superchick: Granted … but it picked your nearest and dearest to descend upon, and now you have to take care of them!
I wish … my house-guest WAS that into me. *sigh*
Mit – He IS that into you, but he’s married, and he’s still into her too.
I wish Kristine the best of luck on quitting smoking.
Granted, but now – oh heck, I can’t put anything back on Kristine, that’s low – but now that she has given up smoking she’s hooked on tuna fish flavored lollipops.
I wish I could think up better things to put in people’s comment boxes, that didn’t sound so lame.
Oh Joe, you’re in trouble now!
GRANTED! but you’re so witty and funny that you become so popular and in demand that you have to comment on EVERYONE’S site…leaving you with no time to eat or drink.
I wish my addiction to tuna fish flavored lollipops would be cursed upon Joe!
Granted, but then Joe becomes your dentist and you have a long root canal coming.
I wish I didn’t have to raise my voice to get what I wanted.
granted…instead u lost your voice and no one can hear anything. i wish my team was playing te superbowl so the commercials and monsters/aliens 3d wasnt the only thing to look forward to.
Granted but all the commercials suck this year including the 1 second commercial paid for my miller lite.
I wish I had enough readers/comments on my blog to play this game there. I love this game!!!
Granted- but all your readers were mean to you and just bashed you the whole game.
I wish people would understand how I feel.