Conversations with Kathy

My mom recently got into a ‘brawl’ with the neighbor dog. This is my mom’s favorite story lately. She will tell you how her cold-snout-up-the-buttcrack dog got into a fight AND SHE BROKE IT UP!

My sister called and asked me if I had heard the story.

“Yea, she told me all about it.”

“Did she tell you what kind of dog it was?”

I had to think about it, “Uh, no.”

Kathy, trying to hold back the laughter says, “It’s part cell phone.”

“Did you just say, part cell phone?”

“Yep, I asked mom what kind of dog it was and she said it was a Nokia.”

“Did she mean akita?”

“Yep.”