My mom recently got into a ‘brawl’ with the neighbor dog. This is my mom’s favorite story lately. She will tell you how her cold-snout-up-the-buttcrack dog got into a fight AND SHE BROKE IT UP!
My sister called and asked me if I had heard the story.
“Yea, she told me all about it.”
“Did she tell you what kind of dog it was?”
I had to think about it, “Uh, no.”
Kathy, trying to hold back the laughter says, “It’s part cell phone.”
“Did you just say, part cell phone?”
“Yep, I asked mom what kind of dog it was and she said it was a Nokia.”
“Did she mean akita?”