113887337413124295Author: randomandodd | Category: Shaun
Okay, last year Shaun rocked the internet with the 40 things he loves about me. The story you don’t know is that after finishing this task that no man should ever have to do, he crawled into bed and tried to wake me up with kisses.
With one eye open I looked at him as he said, “I love you.” and the first thought that came to mind was, “You been surfin’ porn or somethin’?”
Now, I give the internet…40 things I love about him.
40. In your waking hours I have never once heard you fart, yet when you sleep…TOOTER.
39. You will go to the store for me and all I have to do is the silly ‘Pweease’ voice.
38. You look really good with a tie on.
37. You are ESPN SPORTCENTER. You have every sport stat. EVER.
36. Your Chicken enchiladas.
35. You have thee most jacked up taste in music.
34. You don’t smoke.
33. You don’t drink. Built in ‘designated driver’
32. I love your mom and dad.
31. You do math for me.
30. You’ll take the cheezy cell phone so your daughter has a new, fancy one.
29. You pee in the hall bathroom so you don’t wake me up in the morning.
28. You look really good in my nightgowns.
27. You can live off of Del Taco…and that’s a good thing, because you never have lunch money.
26. You help me look for dead bodies and don’t make me feel stupid for doing it.
25. When I say i’m going to Starbucks, you know i’m really going to the Starbucks in the casino.
24. You shield me from all the mean things your ex says about me.
23. When I slide something in the shopping cart, you sneak it back out when you think i’m not looking.
22. When my ex is being an idiot, you look at me like, “Dude, you married him.”
21. You don’t talk trash about my ex. If you do, it’s funny stuff.
20. You try to look interested when I start talking techno-geek to you.
19. You make me binary shirts because you know I think it’s sexy.
18. You sold all your Hall of Fame baseball cards so I could buy a flash for my camera.
17. You think my mom and sister walk on water.
16. You never let me win when I tackle you and say I am going to kick your ass.
15. When I tell you I am going to bite you, you just sigh and offer your hand.
14. My daughters love you.
13. You make Kara feel like she finally has someone that ‘gets’ her.
12. You sing like Goofy just to make me laugh.
11. You’re a Raider’s fan.
10. You support this crazy blogging thing I do.
09. Full on conversations when you’re sleeping.
08. The way you pawn off things you don’t want to do onto Tyler.
07. The way you let the car fall apart before you tell me it’s time to bring it in….oh wait, that bugs the hell out of me.
06. You open doors for women.
05. Your humor. You’re the funniest person I have ever met.
04. The way you smell after a shower.
03. You’re totally fixed and can’t get me pregnant.
02. You don’t make me feel weird about my body even when I am feeling weird about my body.
01. I’m not afraid everyday like I use to be. Waking up is good thing now.