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Seven lonely days and a dozen towns ago…
Guess what time of the year it is? Yes, it’s my sister’s birthday. Last year I took a few days and a few pads of paper to come up with the perfect letter to my sister and there is NO way I could ever top it. Trust me, I reread it and I cried as…
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You better watch your step, or your gonna get hurt yourself
Child: Alyx Diagnosis: Water warts Treatment: Beetle Juice on the water warts. The ‘warts’ will boil up and go away. Child: Shea Diagnosis: Spider Bite on her toe. Treatment: bottle of stuff that knocks her out and steriod cream for her toe. (She will soon have a Popeye toe!) Child: Kara Diagnosis: Mole on top…
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SPF: It’s all how you look at it.
I wan’t you to remember what you learned a few weeks ago and use them this week. 1. Something Big 2. Something Small 3. Half of Something Remember, PERSPECTIVE. It may be small to you, but get on the floor and take the picture and see how big it looks. GET CREATIVE!! Think outside the…
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hanging out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride…
Like the dumb ass I am, I left my credit card in the ATM machine last night. by the grace of Uppercase God it was sucked back into the machine. Do I really need this kind of stress? I THINK NOT.
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I wrote this whole post on ‘weight’ and realized I have a huge problem writing about weight. When I was on this mailing list a million years ago, the women spoke of eating disorders and I listened very closely because I didn’t want my daughters to have that problem. One of the many things they…
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Alyxism…
To reach Nirvana: Chocolate Milk and Krispy Kreme Donuts.









