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Remind me to tell you about how I changed the spelling of my name in High School.
*yawn* I’m so out of shape. I have been rotating ice and heat on my upper thighs to relieve the pain. Sitting is great. Standing is fine. It’s the in between of each that makes me sound and feel like a 88 year old man. The first time I sat down to go pee my…
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4th attempt at this post…
Yesterday while laying in bed with a heating pad on my legs I wrote and wrote and wrote. I then deleted, deleted, deleted. Each post was worthy of posting, but I can’t seem to express my gratitude for the birthday you gave me with words. I decided that perhaps I should try it with interpretive…
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Shaun here. So you’re 35 years old. When you factor in five kids, two dogs, me, and the ex and the baby in the house, you’re medically about 117 years old. Which means you’re doing damn good for your age! Everyone here loves you, and if they say otherwise I’ll either delete or edit their…
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SPF: TWO…& Happy Birthday Kara
I had many ideas for “Two”. 1. I could have posted a picture of Jeremiah and I who are the two people in the house that have ear infections. 2. I could have posted the picture of the two huge ass pills I had to take to get rid of the sinus infection I have….
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Define moron.
Like my doctor and I haven’t been spending enough time together. I had to call him and make yet another appointment this morning. Shaun insisted. Yesterday I popped my ears because the ringing in them was making me batty. When I did I must have dislodged something I shoved in my ear when I was…
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hello lungs, it’s me…Kristine
I decided after watching a lot of the late night infomercials that after 35 things need to be taken note of. Like, “You shouldn’t take … if you’re 35 and smoke.” “If you’re 35 and smoke, please consult your doctor.” “You can NOT take this if you’re 35 and still smoking like a house on…









