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I’m too old for this shit…
I spent the day on roller coasters. I did pretty good until the last ride when my head actually was detached from my spinal cord and then slammed back into place. When the ride came to a teeth grinding stop I realized…”Yeah, too old.” and then I looked at my 14 year old daughter and…
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and then the walls come crashing in…
Oh-Kay. So that is what we like to call the ‘calm before the storm’. I’m learning new things about this wonderful world of anxiety. Lesson One: If Monday was a super fantastic day…that just means the rest of your world is going to come crashing in so hard it’s going to make your butt hole…
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Did the meds kick in?
Holy hell, sleeping until noon for FOUR days in a row sure can make a girl feel like she’s walkin’ on sunshine! I know it’s wrong to feel this happy about all this sleep I am getting. Shouldn’t I feel a little bit more guilty? Shouldn’t I at least try to get up a little…
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Bwhahahahahha!!
I can’t believe I caught this picture! The big dog (Halo, dog from hell) always pisses off the poodle (Mooshu, lap dog of satan) when she goes out to pee. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. Mooshu has never put up with the big, dumb dog and she chases her whenever she gets too close. I was laughing…
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Chillin’ Like A Villian!
Today is really going to be the only day that I can sit in my bed with my hair in a ponytail and surf porn. Tomorrow I start my panic disorder classes. Wednesday I am taking the girls to ride roller coasters for hours and hours. Thursday I will be puking from hours and hours…
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pornographic messages
Anyone in the internets knows my phone number. It’s on my work site. I’ve also given out my number to some of my blogger friends that will call me in a drunken mess and offer sexual favors (hi rsg!), during drunken blogger parties, and most recently ask for services of their own. Kami, left a…









