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Taking A Stand!
The Doodlebops. This is just WRONG. This more wrong than Barney and Teletubbies. WRONG I SAY! If you don’t have kids and you don’t have to watch this show, DON’T. Don’t even click the link because I know most of you have anxiety problems. If you have kids and you let them watch this…BAD PARENT!…
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not too bad for a woman who’s going to be grandma!
My sister is so hot. She’s also going to go to heaven for not smothering my mother while she slept on Saturday night. They came down Friday night and my sister chopped off my hair and dyed it back to the color she knows is best for me. My mom stayed up past her bed…
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Holy Shit, it worked!
My sister called me this morning as I am dropping off the kids to school. Keep in mind, I am not awake while I am driving my kids to school. My eyes are open and I am driving, but not awake. “You are dead to me. DEAD I SAY!” If it didn’t say, “Sisser Ween”…
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SPF: spewing tuna fish makes for a lame spf. sorry.
Another week just snuck up on me and I didn’t have the time or energy to put the thought into like I wanted to. I owe you all something, so I am going to do what I do best, be honest. I hope the pictures explain it. Something I have Outgrown: I thought of putting…
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My mother’s favorite revenge…my daughters.
You know that phrase, “What part of NO do you not understand?” That phrase was made up by a frustrated mother. “Mom…” She comes up to the bed where i’m sleeping. She’s using that tone. “No.” “Mom.” Now she’s using a tone that proves that the ‘mom’ before wasn’t as urgent this time. “No.” “But…
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Questions they only ask mom…
“Kristine, where is a Tennis Ball.” Now take a moment and think back to all the posts about our Tennis Playing family. Any come to mind? Yeah, BECAUSE WE DON’T PLAY TENNIS. We are a family of geeks, and these geeks don’t play sports. Marina started Cross Country. I believe now she knew that Phone…









