24 <\/a><\/strong>was tivo’ing in the bedroom.<\/p>\nthere are things you don’t mess with in the universe…jack bower is one of them. he knew shaun wasn’t watching and thus started this universal swirl that i am calling my life.<\/p>\n
this morning i woke up with my head weighing a ton.
\nmy black and decker coffee pot spit coffee everywhere and then died.
\nthe dog peed on my new ikea carpet.
\ni have to go through each post (900-1000) on this blog (and it takes forever to just shut ONE off) and turn off comments because spam people suck. suck. suck.
\ni have had to delete over SIX HUNDRED spam comments.
\nmy head…hurts. bad.
\ni have a fever.
\ntyler left his bedroom door open on the side of the house and his dog body slammed the door until it opened and then chewed everything up in his room.<\/p>\n
i hate jack bower. i hate chick flicks. i hate that damn dog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
god is jack bower and he is mad. on friday shaun and i went to hollywood video to pick up some movies. i have been good lately by avoiding chick flicks, but on friday i broke down and got ‘elizabethtown’. we watched it last night. it was the master of all chick flicks. Shaun watched it against his will. He had to, my legs were over his lap. that means…stay. he watched it while 24 was tivo’ing in the bedroom. there are things you don’t mess with in the universe…jack bower is one of them. he knew shaun wasn’t watching and thus started this universal swirl that i am calling my life. this morning i woke up with my head weighing a ton. my black and decker coffee pot spit coffee everywhere and then died. the dog peed on my new ikea carpet. i have to go through each post (900-1000) on this blog (and it takes forever to just shut ONE off) and turn off comments because spam people suck. suck. suck. i have had to delete over SIX HUNDRED spam comments. my head…hurts. bad. i have a fever. tyler left his bedroom door open on the side of the house and his dog body slammed the door until it opened and then chewed everything up in his room. i hate jack bower. i hate chick flicks. i hate that damn dog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=988"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}