{"id":98,"date":"2005-01-31T20:54:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-01T03:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=98"},"modified":"2006-04-03T17:43:48","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T00:43:48","slug":"this-blog-interupted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=98","title":{"rendered":"This Blog Interupted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m taking a break from blogging for awhile.<br \/>\nI have hurt the feelings of someone I love very much and I have decided that if blogging anything that will hurt the feelings of anyone I care for then it&#8217;s time for me to rethink how I phrase certain words and pick and choose certain shared events.<\/p>\n<p>If there is something I wrote about you in this blog that at any time offended you, I am sorry.<\/p>\n<p>*Michael, if I called you the garbage man instead of a sanitation worker. I am sorry.<br \/>\n**Mom, if I called you the Fonz when you really thought you should have been likened to Jennifer Aniston. I&#8217;m sorry.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry if my words have hurt anyone.<\/p>\n<p>and that&#8217;s it for now.<\/p>\n<p>*mom, you&#8217;re dreaming if you think I would ever liken you to Jennifer Aniston. And yes,  my brother is a garbage man&#8230;a damn good one. He also sings Al Green really horribly, but I still love him.<br \/>\n**mom, you ARE  the Fonz. and no, my mom and brother were not offended. My brother can&#8217;t  read and my mother is sleeping with George Clooney.  Sorry Dad.  my sister has a dirty bathroom and I will soon have the pictures to prove it. all 6 of you that read my blog already know where to find the picture. just kidding. Metro,  email me and I will forward you the picture. You need to know my sister isn&#8217;t as perfect as you think she is. ;)<\/p>\n<p>Bye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m taking a break from blogging for awhile. I have hurt the feelings of someone I love very much and I have decided that if blogging anything that will hurt the feelings of anyone I care for then it&#8217;s time for me to rethink how I phrase certain words and pick and choose certain shared events. If there is something I wrote about you in this blog that at any time offended you, I am sorry. *Michael, if I called you the garbage man instead of a sanitation worker. I am sorry. **Mom, if I called you the Fonz when you really thought you should have been likened to Jennifer Aniston. I&#8217;m sorry. I&#8217;m sorry if my words have hurt anyone. and that&#8217;s it for now. *mom, you&#8217;re dreaming if you think I would ever liken you to Jennifer Aniston. And yes, my brother is a garbage man&#8230;a damn good one. He also sings Al Green really horribly, but I still love him. **mom, you ARE the Fonz. and no, my mom and brother were not offended. My brother can&#8217;t read and my mother is sleeping with George Clooney. Sorry Dad. my sister has a dirty bathroom and I will soon have the pictures to prove it. all 6 of you that read my blog already know where to find the picture. just kidding. Metro, email me and I will forward you the picture. You need to know my sister isn&#8217;t as perfect as you think she is. ;) Bye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-98","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=98"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=98"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=98"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=98"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}