{"id":977,"date":"2006-03-26T01:38:18","date_gmt":"2006-03-26T08:38:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=977"},"modified":"2006-04-05T15:33:11","modified_gmt":"2006-04-05T22:33:11","slug":"its-a-2-xanax-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=977","title":{"rendered":"it’s a 2 Xanax night."},"content":{"rendered":"

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I had a hot cup of coffee this morning and I wrote a post that would have made you laugh, cry and beg me for more.<\/p>\n

Yeah, WordPress ate it. Honeymoon’s Over.<\/p>\n

I will totally re-write it tomorrow. I will also re-learn the fine art of ‘copy’ the post before I hit publish.<\/p>\n

But, just so you know…Kara’s birthday theme was ‘Casino’ and I taught the kids how to play BINGO!<\/p>\n

Shaun said they looked like the youngest senior citizen EVER.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I had a hot cup of coffee this morning and I wrote a post that would have made you laugh, cry and beg me for more. Yeah, WordPress ate it. Honeymoon’s Over. I will totally re-write it tomorrow. I will also re-learn the fine art of ‘copy’ the post before I hit publish. But, just so you know…Kara’s birthday theme was ‘Casino’ and I taught the kids how to play BINGO! Shaun said they looked like the youngest senior citizen EVER.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=977"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/977\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}