{"id":974,"date":"2006-03-23T14:43:46","date_gmt":"2006-03-23T21:43:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=974"},"modified":"2006-04-05T15:32:21","modified_gmt":"2006-04-05T22:32:21","slug":"all-better","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=974","title":{"rendered":"all better."},"content":{"rendered":"

You know how you never get down on your knees beside the bed to pray unless things are REALLY bad?
\nToday was one of those days where I slid down the hallway on my knees until I hit the side of the bed and screamed, “GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!” palm to palm with fingers interlaced.<\/p>\n

When I broke up with blogger, I might have been a tad bit on the cocky side. Blogger got his revenge today when the shit hit the fan and I had NO idea what to do.<\/p>\n

Phil helped me set up randomandodd with WordPress. When I asked him what I could do to repay him, he said, “Pay it Forward.” I thought, “sounds good…I’ve been helping people with their blogs for a long time and maybe this was my ‘forward’ part.” I had karma points building up. Just in case I didn’t have enough stored up, I decided to do Von Kranki’s website (which, yes…I haven’t uploaded yet…but it looks REALLY good).<\/p>\n

So back to the shit hitting the fanith. I freaked out this morning when my website decided it was going to underline itself and then drop the sidebar to the bottom of my blog. I knew that SOME people can’t see the side bar (because they use IE and not Firefox…and that is more of a personal problem and they need to come to grips with letting go of IE on thier own *cough* susie<\/strong><\/a>) but the majority of the people can…but this whole underlining and no background thing was just CHEAP looking!<\/p>\n

It was funny at first because I thought I could fix it. I thought, “If I find the right template it will work itself out.” and then there is that moment when you realize, “Oh shit, I can’t fix this…and I am STUCK WITH UGLY FOR THE REST OF MY DAMN LIFE!” and so I prayed…to…well…an internet God of sorts.<\/p>\n

And you know what God said? God Saidith, “You Useith The Wrong Tags.” and he showed me where I went wrong in my evil ways. I say EVIL ways because it happens to be the stupid post that I mock my beautiful friend, Lisa in.<\/p>\n

I did learn a lot in the whole process though:<\/p>\n

1. I can’t fix everything.
\n2. Men are important in my life. I will never make it as a lesbian.
\n3. I know how to upload new templates to my wordpress.
\n4. Tags with U in them…not good. Don’t use them.
\n5. If you mock your friends, you will have to pay the price.
\n6. You all come here WAY-HAYYYY too much because some of you saw all 49 different template changes.
\n7. I don’t deserve my degree.
\n8. When I panic…I laugh a lot.
\n9. When I panic…I blame Vanilla Ice and Gwen Stefani.
\n10. There are really nice guys<\/strong><\/a> out there and I will be sending like 157 boxes of Pop Tarts and Rice Krispie Treats to him….and I promise to pay it forward. again.<\/p>\n

I had to delete Kara’s Happy Birthday post, because I suck and probably used some God fobidden “U” in there. I think I did. Yeah. Guess who isn’t perfect? Guess who had to ask for help? ME.<\/p>\n

Alright, I’m going to lay down with that sick child I have home today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You know how you never get down on your knees beside the bed to pray unless things are REALLY bad? Today was one of those days where I slid down the hallway on my knees until I hit the side of the bed and screamed, “GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!” palm to palm with fingers interlaced. When I broke up with blogger, I might have been a tad bit on the cocky side. Blogger got his revenge today when the shit hit the fan and I had NO idea what to do. Phil helped me set up randomandodd with WordPress. When I asked him what I could do to repay him, he said, “Pay it Forward.” I thought, “sounds good…I’ve been helping people with their blogs for a long time and maybe this was my ‘forward’ part.” I had karma points building up. Just in case I didn’t have enough stored up, I decided to do Von Kranki’s website (which, yes…I haven’t uploaded yet…but it looks REALLY good). So back to the shit hitting the fanith. I freaked out this morning when my website decided it was going to underline itself and then drop the sidebar to the bottom of my blog. I knew that SOME people can’t see the side bar (because they use IE and not Firefox…and that is more of a personal problem and they need to come to grips with letting go of IE on thier own *cough* susie) but the majority of the people can…but this whole underlining and no background thing was just CHEAP looking! It was funny at first because I thought I could fix it. I thought, “If I find the right template it will work itself out.” and then there is that moment when you realize, “Oh shit, I can’t fix this…and I am STUCK WITH UGLY FOR THE REST OF MY DAMN LIFE!” and so I prayed…to…well…an internet God of sorts. And you know what God said? God Saidith, “You Useith The Wrong Tags.” and he showed me where I went wrong in my evil ways. I say EVIL ways because it happens to be the stupid post that I mock my beautiful friend, Lisa in. I did learn a lot in the whole process though: 1. I can’t fix everything. 2. Men are important in my life. I will never make it as a lesbian. 3. I know how to upload new templates to my wordpress. 4. Tags with U in them…not good. Don’t use them. 5. If you mock your friends, you will have to pay the price. 6. You all come here WAY-HAYYYY too much because some of you saw all 49 different template changes. 7. I don’t deserve my degree. 8. When I panic…I laugh a lot. 9. When I panic…I blame Vanilla Ice and Gwen Stefani. 10. There are really nice guys out there and I will be sending like 157 boxes of Pop Tarts and Rice Krispie Treats to him….and I promise to pay it forward. again. I had to delete Kara’s Happy Birthday post, because I suck and probably used some God fobidden “U” in there. I think I did. Yeah. Guess who isn’t perfect? Guess who had to ask for help? ME. Alright, I’m going to lay down with that sick child I have home today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-974","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/974","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=974"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/974\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}