{"id":969,"date":"2006-03-21T19:26:16","date_gmt":"2006-03-22T02:26:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=969"},"modified":"2006-04-05T15:31:11","modified_gmt":"2006-04-05T22:31:11","slug":"kris-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=969","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;kris! no!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Internet,<\/p>\n<p>Meet my beautiful friend Lisa&#8217;s hand.   You would think &#8230; being it my BIRTHDAY week that she would allow me ONE picture&#8230;JUST ONE&#8230;but ALL I GET&#8230;is the hand. *dramatic sigh*<br \/>\nAnd uh&#8230;<strong><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/41\/116129165_a498f3d9a7.jpg\">this one<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Internet, Meet my beautiful friend Lisa&#8217;s hand. You would think &#8230; being it my BIRTHDAY week that she would allow me ONE picture&#8230;JUST ONE&#8230;but ALL I GET&#8230;is the hand. *dramatic sigh* And uh&#8230;this one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-969","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/969","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=969"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/969\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=969"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=969"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}