{"id":965,"date":"2006-03-15T12:28:07","date_gmt":"2006-03-15T19:28:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=965"},"modified":"2006-04-05T15:27:17","modified_gmt":"2006-04-05T22:27:17","slug":"what-do-i-want-for-my-birthday-next-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=965","title":{"rendered":"What do I want for my birthday next Friday???"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/52\/112279235_e67cea9552.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I want America to STOP VOTING FOR <a href=\"http:\/\/www.idolonfox.com\/contestants\/kevin_covais\/\"><strong>CHICKEN LITTLE<\/strong><\/a> ON AMERICAN IDOL!<br \/>\nThat kid is giving me nightmares and morning shakes.<br \/>\nYou need to jump on my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.idolonfox.com\/contestants\/chris_daughtry\/\"><strong>&#8220;Chris Daughtry&#8221;<\/strong><\/a> bandwagon. This guy&#8230;is hot. HOT. and he can sing too&#8230;which is very important in a contest where you&#8217;re singing.  Did I mention he&#8217;s hot? I think I might have.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SPF is brought to you this week by the letter C:<br \/>\nYour Couch<br \/>\nYour Coat<br \/>\nYour Candles<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>One of the 400 blogs I manage to squeeze in a month has this thing where she just leaves clothes places. She doesn&#8217;t like the way the jacket looked, she takes it off at the restaurant and just leaves it.  She then blogs about it. It&#8217;s hysterical&#8230;if someone knows which blogger i&#8217;m talking about, leave a comment.<br \/>\nAnyway, I am going to be doing some of the same kind of stuff, except it&#8217;s just going to be called Kristine&#8217;s Krap.  I&#8217;m just going to take a picture of something, if you want it, tell me. It&#8217;s yours.<\/p>\n<p>WHOA! you should see the hair on my legs! Should I shave or braid it? Too much information?<\/p>\n<p>So yeah.  My birthday is March 24th. That&#8217;s a Friday. What are my plans? Dunno&#8230;you got any ideas?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I want America to STOP VOTING FOR CHICKEN LITTLE ON AMERICAN IDOL! That kid is giving me nightmares and morning shakes. You need to jump on my &#8220;Chris Daughtry&#8221; bandwagon. This guy&#8230;is hot. HOT. and he can sing too&#8230;which is very important in a contest where you&#8217;re singing. Did I mention he&#8217;s hot? I think I might have. SPF is brought to you this week by the letter C: Your Couch Your Coat Your Candles One of the 400 blogs I manage to squeeze in a month has this thing where she just leaves clothes places. She doesn&#8217;t like the way the jacket looked, she takes it off at the restaurant and just leaves it. She then blogs about it. It&#8217;s hysterical&#8230;if someone knows which blogger i&#8217;m talking about, leave a comment. Anyway, I am going to be doing some of the same kind of stuff, except it&#8217;s just going to be called Kristine&#8217;s Krap. I&#8217;m just going to take a picture of something, if you want it, tell me. It&#8217;s yours. WHOA! you should see the hair on my legs! Should I shave or braid it? Too much information? So yeah. My birthday is March 24th. That&#8217;s a Friday. What are my plans? Dunno&#8230;you got any ideas?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-965","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/965","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=965"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/965\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}