{"id":922,"date":"2006-02-14T08:05:43","date_gmt":"2006-02-14T15:05:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=922"},"modified":"2006-04-05T14:42:06","modified_gmt":"2006-04-05T21:42:06","slug":"my-girly-girls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=922","title":{"rendered":"My Girly Girls"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><a title=\"photo sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/99571638\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/43\/99571638_32877bc7cb.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Ready for the Random part of the blog?<\/p>\n<p>WordPress only likes me 28%. This whole moving my blog thing&#8230;nightmare.  I probably should have thought this out before I decided to break up with Blogger.<\/p>\n<p>Alyx, the 9 year old showed me her political side. Only two more years left, mom. I hope we have better presidents to vote for.  She had a pained look on her face. She doesn&#8217;t get the love of politics from me.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m having a wave of depression. It hit last night during a rerun of Sex in the City. I cried because Carrie could get out of bed really fast to answer the door.  I cried because someone moves without pain and stuff jiggling.<\/p>\n<p>My ex just showed up and I have to drive him to get a liner put in the back of his truck.  SHOOT ME.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ready for the Random part of the blog? WordPress only likes me 28%. This whole moving my blog thing&#8230;nightmare. I probably should have thought this out before I decided to break up with Blogger. Alyx, the 9 year old showed me her political side. Only two more years left, mom. I hope we have better presidents to vote for. She had a pained look on her face. She doesn&#8217;t get the love of politics from me. I&#8217;m having a wave of depression. It hit last night during a rerun of Sex in the City. I cried because Carrie could get out of bed really fast to answer the door. I cried because someone moves without pain and stuff jiggling. My ex just showed up and I have to drive him to get a liner put in the back of his truck. SHOOT ME.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=922"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/922\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}