{"id":919,"date":"2006-02-13T08:47:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-13T15:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=919"},"modified":"2006-04-05T14:37:54","modified_gmt":"2006-04-05T21:37:54","slug":"113985083987240536","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=919","title":{"rendered":"113985083987240536"},"content":{"rendered":"

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***Bloggers in the Spotlight***
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Guess what tomorrow is? Yep, ‘singles Awareness Day’. and I just want to get something really damn clear.<\/p>\n

If you’re a woman and you get one of these three items for Valentine’s Day;<\/p>\n

1. Pajama Gram
\n2. Vermont Teddy Bear
\n3. Russell Stover heart shaped box of chocolates<\/p>\n

I want you to kick your man’s ass and tell them it’s from me.<\/p>\n

Shaun and I were watching the pre pro-bowl activities on ESPN and EVERY DAMN COMMERCIAL was those three things.
\nThis guy had the NERVE to wear a flannel shirt while doing the commercial for the Pajama gram that would be running on ESPN for 5 hours.
\nI hope those men in those 3 commercial get kicked out of the man club. I hope that every man that had to watch those men for 5 solid hours talk about how it was Valentine’s day and how women LOVE to get teddy bears find those men and kick their asses for 3 solid days.<\/p>\n

I can’t believe ESPN would allow that. I have lost ALLLLLL kinds of respect for ESPN. EVERY COMMERCIAL BREAK! EVERY ONE!<\/p>\n

Okay, i’m sorry…there are just some things that need to stay sacred and ESPN is one of them.<\/p>\n

*deep breath*<\/p>\n

I had to buy a monopod this weekend because I was going to shoot Shaun’s flag football game again this year and after an hour of shooting the camera somehow puts on a few pounds and my pictures start looking shaky.
\nWhile in the camera shop getting the monopod, I heard something rustling around in this case. Since I’m such a nice person and hate to see things be uncomfortable…I went back and checked it out. Right there in the middle of all these mean looking lenses was a little telephoto lens with the biggest brown eyes just looking up at me. I could tell it had been awhile since anyone had strapped him to a camera so I asked the nice camera guy to do that for me so I could take it to the window and let it look out.<\/p>\n

Guess who came home with me? Yep! I like to call this lens ‘the cuddler’. It likes to get right up there and snuggle into the subject.<\/p>\n

I don’t ‘do’ Valentine’s Day because it’s not my thing. I’m one of those people that swears it off and calls it a ‘Hallmark Holiday’, bitches and complains, but secretly likes all the hearts and pretty colors and gets her heart squeezed evertyime a friend shows you what she got from her sweetheart. So this is my first real Valentine’s Day gift in 33 years.<\/p>\n

Most women want diamonds…I want glass.<\/p>\n

…and i’m still pissed off at ESPN.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

***Bloggers in the Spotlight*** has moved so I could get help with it, please click HERE to see who is showcased this week! ***************************** Guess what tomorrow is? Yep, ‘singles Awareness Day’. and I just want to get something really damn clear. If you’re a woman and you get one of these three items for Valentine’s Day; 1. Pajama Gram 2. Vermont Teddy Bear 3. Russell Stover heart shaped box of chocolates I want you to kick your man’s ass and tell them it’s from me. Shaun and I were watching the pre pro-bowl activities on ESPN and EVERY DAMN COMMERCIAL was those three things. This guy had the NERVE to wear a flannel shirt while doing the commercial for the Pajama gram that would be running on ESPN for 5 hours. I hope those men in those 3 commercial get kicked out of the man club. I hope that every man that had to watch those men for 5 solid hours talk about how it was Valentine’s day and how women LOVE to get teddy bears find those men and kick their asses for 3 solid days. I can’t believe ESPN would allow that. I have lost ALLLLLL kinds of respect for ESPN. EVERY COMMERCIAL BREAK! EVERY ONE! Okay, i’m sorry…there are just some things that need to stay sacred and ESPN is one of them. *deep breath* I had to buy a monopod this weekend because I was going to shoot Shaun’s flag football game again this year and after an hour of shooting the camera somehow puts on a few pounds and my pictures start looking shaky. While in the camera shop getting the monopod, I heard something rustling around in this case. Since I’m such a nice person and hate to see things be uncomfortable…I went back and checked it out. Right there in the middle of all these mean looking lenses was a little telephoto lens with the biggest brown eyes just looking up at me. I could tell it had been awhile since anyone had strapped him to a camera so I asked the nice camera guy to do that for me so I could take it to the window and let it look out. Guess who came home with me? Yep! I like to call this lens ‘the cuddler’. It likes to get right up there and snuggle into the subject. I don’t ‘do’ Valentine’s Day because it’s not my thing. I’m one of those people that swears it off and calls it a ‘Hallmark Holiday’, bitches and complains, but secretly likes all the hearts and pretty colors and gets her heart squeezed evertyime a friend shows you what she got from her sweetheart. So this is my first real Valentine’s Day gift in 33 years. Most women want diamonds…I want glass. …and i’m still pissed off at ESPN.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-919","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/919","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=919"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/919\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}