{"id":886,"date":"2006-01-17T11:43:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-17T18:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=886"},"modified":"2006-04-05T13:54:11","modified_gmt":"2006-04-05T20:54:11","slug":"have-you-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=886","title":{"rendered":"Have you ever&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever wrote a post and then something happens and you&#8217;re like, &#8220;Doh!&#8221; cause you have some stuff to write about now&#8230;but then you think about it and it&#8217;s probably a good thing you already posted to your blog for the day  because if you wrote about what happened you&#8217;d probably get your ass into deep shit with everyone you know because you went off and should have just&#8230;not?<\/p>\n<p>yeah. sometimes i think i need a private blog. wait&#8230;i do&#8230;somewhere.<\/p>\n<p>I need a program that remembers all the crap I sign for and keeps the user name and password.<br \/>\nI would call that my Tyler program!<\/p>\n<p>and <a href=\"http:\/\/thefathousewife.blogspot.com\/\">CHECK THIS OUT!<\/a> Strizzay (The Fat Housewife) landed her daughter on a Jones bottle label! Go give her some LOVE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever wrote a post and then something happens and you&#8217;re like, &#8220;Doh!&#8221; cause you have some stuff to write about now&#8230;but then you think about it and it&#8217;s probably a good thing you already posted to your blog for the day because if you wrote about what happened you&#8217;d probably get your ass into deep shit with everyone you know because you went off and should have just&#8230;not? yeah. sometimes i think i need a private blog. wait&#8230;i do&#8230;somewhere. I need a program that remembers all the crap I sign for and keeps the user name and password. I would call that my Tyler program! and CHECK THIS OUT! Strizzay (The Fat Housewife) landed her daughter on a Jones bottle label! Go give her some LOVE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-886","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/886","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=886"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/886\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}