{"id":883,"date":"2006-01-15T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-16T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=883"},"modified":"2006-04-05T13:55:48","modified_gmt":"2006-04-05T20:55:48","slug":"113739548897725051","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=883","title":{"rendered":"113739548897725051"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I put some Broadway nails on tonight. I glued all of my fingers together. I had to gnaw myself free and then I got glue ON.MY.TEETH.<\/p>\n

Shaun and Tyler wanted me to watch ” 24 ” with them tonight and I have found the only way to get me to stick to the couch and watch the whole thing is to glue myself down. If I have something to do while watching TV, i’m more prone to watch the show.
\n24 is a great show. I watched it a couple seasons ago and I really liked it, but I don’t want to commit to yet another television show. The people who wrote ” 24 ” know how to get people to watch though. Bastards.<\/p>\n

After the show I realized I had a memory card full of potentially cool shots from mini-golf tonight. When I sat down to download I ran my fingers through my hair and I guess I had some undried glue under my nails. I now have a bald spot and hairy fingernails.<\/p>\n

Martin Luther King day is tomorrow. To me, this is one hell of an important day. If you write about him, please comment so I don’t miss what you have to say.
\nDennis and Mini-Pissy are going to be here, but I want to take some time to write about his words and what they mean to me…I hope to God my thumb isn’t still glued to my pinky by then!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I put some Broadway nails on tonight. I glued all of my fingers together. I had to gnaw myself free and then I got glue ON.MY.TEETH. Shaun and Tyler wanted me to watch ” 24 ” with them tonight and I have found the only way to get me to stick to the couch and watch the whole thing is to glue myself down. If I have something to do while watching TV, i’m more prone to watch the show. 24 is a great show. I watched it a couple seasons ago and I really liked it, but I don’t want to commit to yet another television show. The people who wrote ” 24 ” know how to get people to watch though. Bastards. After the show I realized I had a memory card full of potentially cool shots from mini-golf tonight. When I sat down to download I ran my fingers through my hair and I guess I had some undried glue under my nails. I now have a bald spot and hairy fingernails. Martin Luther King day is tomorrow. To me, this is one hell of an important day. If you write about him, please comment so I don’t miss what you have to say. Dennis and Mini-Pissy are going to be here, but I want to take some time to write about his words and what they mean to me…I hope to God my thumb isn’t still glued to my pinky by then!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-883","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/883","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=883"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/883\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}