{"id":879,"date":"2006-01-12T23:11:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-13T06:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=879"},"modified":"2006-04-05T14:04:35","modified_gmt":"2006-04-05T21:04:35","slug":"113713731640097130","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=879","title":{"rendered":"113713731640097130"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/85917405\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"292\" alt=\"Nikon against a Knife. I win.\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/9\/85917405_9993958695.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/85923376\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"lawn\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/39\/85923376_e9246a9527_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Something you&#8217;re afraid of-<br \/>\nLawn Gnomes.  Definitely lawn gnomes.  If I had an alleyway with Freddy Krueger on one side of me, and a garden with on of these bastards in it, I&#8217;m taking my chances with the knives.  There is nothing good about these things.<\/p>\n<div><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/6348644\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"The annoying window thing\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/5\/6348644_32f1fc10b2_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Your lucky charm-<br \/>\nThese little guys have been in every car I&#8217;ve owned.  THere&#8217;s a peace sign earring that I got from my very first boyfriend.  The turtle is part of a good luck charm the Fonz made for me.  Little charms that keep me safe from red lights, the Highway Patrol, and driveways near lawn gnomes.<\/p>\n<div><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/64578697\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Art by Shaun\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/35\/64578697_7d2e268cd5_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Something Friday the 13ish-<br \/>\nAwwwwww, if Shaun ever decided to be a serial killer in the movies, this would definitely be the cover.  Creeeeeeeepy.<\/p>\n<p>Can&#8217;t wait to see this week&#8217;s entries, should be an interesting collection!!!  Did you play?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Something you&#8217;re afraid of- Lawn Gnomes. Definitely lawn gnomes. If I had an alleyway with Freddy Krueger on one side of me, and a garden with on of these bastards in it, I&#8217;m taking my chances with the knives. There is nothing good about these things. Your lucky charm- These little guys have been in every car I&#8217;ve owned. THere&#8217;s a peace sign earring that I got from my very first boyfriend. The turtle is part of a good luck charm the Fonz made for me. Little charms that keep me safe from red lights, the Highway Patrol, and driveways near lawn gnomes. Something Friday the 13ish- Awwwwww, if Shaun ever decided to be a serial killer in the movies, this would definitely be the cover. Creeeeeeeepy. Can&#8217;t wait to see this week&#8217;s entries, should be an interesting collection!!! Did you play?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=879"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}