{"id":806,"date":"2005-12-02T01:50:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-02T08:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=806"},"modified":"2006-04-05T12:57:22","modified_gmt":"2006-04-05T19:57:22","slug":"113351909375474141","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=806","title":{"rendered":"113351909375474141"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The Victim\/s: US!<\/p>\n

The women of this house have been cursed with BAD hair this week! I think it might have something to do with our cursed monkey.<\/p>\n

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Look at me! What is wrong with me??<\/p>\n

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Poor Shea has just been a complete ball of bad hair frustration. She wouldn’t allow me to take a picture of her hair. She just attacked!<\/p>\n

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and if that isn’t enough…Tyler has grown ANTLERS!<\/p>\n

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The Weapon: This Damn Cursed Monkey!<\/a><\/p>\n

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The Crime Scene: The Children’s Room. No matter what they do…since the monkey moved in…it CAN NOT BE CLEANED!<\/p>\n

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Not only has he destroyed our hair & home. He has destroyed my ability to spell and put a sentence together that doesn’t run or have an overflow of commas! HE MUST BE STOPPED!<\/p>\n

Please help us by removing the monkey from our home. I NEED YOUR HELP TO BEATING THE MONKEY!<\/p>\n

I hope your CSI: Stuffed Portrait Friday isn’t as tragic as ours. You can help though…Click Here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Did you play?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Victim\/s: US! The women of this house have been cursed with BAD hair this week! I think it might have something to do with our cursed monkey. Look at me! What is wrong with me?? Poor Shea has just been a complete ball of bad hair frustration. She wouldn’t allow me to take a picture of her hair. She just attacked! and if that isn’t enough…Tyler has grown ANTLERS! The Weapon: This Damn Cursed Monkey! The Crime Scene: The Children’s Room. No matter what they do…since the monkey moved in…it CAN NOT BE CLEANED! Not only has he destroyed our hair & home. He has destroyed my ability to spell and put a sentence together that doesn’t run or have an overflow of commas! HE MUST BE STOPPED! Please help us by removing the monkey from our home. I NEED YOUR HELP TO BEATING THE MONKEY! I hope your CSI: Stuffed Portrait Friday isn’t as tragic as ours. You can help though…Click Here. Did you play?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-806","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/806","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=806"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/806\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=806"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=806"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=806"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}