{"id":802,"date":"2005-11-27T10:50:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-27T17:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=802"},"modified":"2006-04-05T12:42:51","modified_gmt":"2006-04-05T19:42:51","slug":"113311826409649267","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=802","title":{"rendered":"113311826409649267"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I am the happiest person alive.
\nWhy? Why do you ask?<\/p>\n

Is it because I have a Gingerbread Latte with a huge Sunday paper filled with ads?
\nIs it because I have the bestest boyfri<\/strike> fiancee in the world?
\nIs it because I just ordered the remote for the Nikon?
\nIs it because … Oh hell, let me just tell you!<\/p>\n

I have a computer IN MY ROOM!<\/p>\n

The ex finally did that thing he does to the computer to make it better and so I had TWO computers.
\nMany of you will be thinking, “Didn’t she go to college for that type of stuff?” YES I DID. And about the first year in I decided I hated the teachers for taking away the mystery of the computer.
\nYou know what? The computer IS NOT MAGIC. To fix it, you can’t use pixy dust. My college degree has taken away a piece of my imaginative youth and for that, I will not repair computers any more.<\/p>\n

I couldn’t help standing over the ex and asking a million questions while he hooked up my WIRELESS ROUTER and as he set up the security for it.
\nThat was the one thing I did enjoy in college. I loved learning about networking security and how to breach it. I wanted to be certain that no one was getting into my virtual underwear drawer of information. God forbid someone crawls into my computer and sees what I am doing.<\/p>\n

Then I thought about it for a minute.<\/p>\n

You guys already know all my secrets…Thanks to Stuff Portrait Fridays.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am the happiest person alive. Why? Why do you ask? Is it because I have a Gingerbread Latte with a huge Sunday paper filled with ads? Is it because I have the bestest boyfri fiancee in the world? Is it because I just ordered the remote for the Nikon? Is it because … Oh hell, let me just tell you! I have a computer IN MY ROOM! The ex finally did that thing he does to the computer to make it better and so I had TWO computers. Many of you will be thinking, “Didn’t she go to college for that type of stuff?” YES I DID. And about the first year in I decided I hated the teachers for taking away the mystery of the computer. You know what? The computer IS NOT MAGIC. To fix it, you can’t use pixy dust. My college degree has taken away a piece of my imaginative youth and for that, I will not repair computers any more. I couldn’t help standing over the ex and asking a million questions while he hooked up my WIRELESS ROUTER and as he set up the security for it. That was the one thing I did enjoy in college. I loved learning about networking security and how to breach it. I wanted to be certain that no one was getting into my virtual underwear drawer of information. God forbid someone crawls into my computer and sees what I am doing. Then I thought about it for a minute. You guys already know all my secrets…Thanks to Stuff Portrait Fridays.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-802","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/802","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=802"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/802\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}