I can’t believe it. I’m on day three with jacked up back.<\/p>\n
Dan came over this morning and after dropping the kids off brought me a coffee. So now I am bedridden and juiced up on caffeine.<\/p>\n
I can’t lay in bed for more than a few hours…unless I am depressed or avoiding some sort of homework that I should have done weeks ago.<\/p>\n
How come I manage to find all the things that need to be looked into or fixed when I’m sick? Like right now, the washer is making this weird sound. I am convinced it’s possessed by aliens. It sounds like a UFO waiting for someone to come into the laundry room so it can beam it up. creepy.<\/p>\n
So it comes down to needing a exorcist or a repairman.<\/p>\n
It’s strange how fast a SOMA can kick in. I took it just a few minutes ago and I can’t feel that horrid pain that was shooting down my back…of course I can’t feel my lips either.<\/p>\n
I really hate being in pain. I tell myself that when I get better that I will start walking and making myself feel better, but then something comes up. No, i’m not going to make promises to fix that either. Someday…just not today.Oh god, I had the weirdest dream. I had a dream I was satan and I ate Shaun! I couldn’t digest his hair though. I also shot Dan in the head on a rafting trip because he forgot to pack our lunches and ate the last cherry pie. I love this Soma!
\nI got a phone call today from Big Sexy. I haven’t talked to her since the big blow out about me rolling my eyes. I didn’t brush it under the rug, I told her, “Hey, i’m in my 30’s and you’re 40…we should be able to talk about stuff and not go through a little kid.” Anyway, I guess it’s all worked out. I’m an Aries, I’m too lazy to hold a grudge.
\nI heard a country song the other day that reminded me of Jessica. It talked about a guy who broke up with his girlfriend, but wherever he goes, people still ask about her. He can’t get over her because of it. I feel like that. Everyone keeps asking about her and it’s breaking my heart because I miss her so much. I have a framed picture of us on my desk. It was taken last year on Halloween. I was a Catholic school girl and she was a … hooker!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I can’t believe it. I’m on day three with jacked up back. Dan came over this morning and after dropping the kids off brought me a coffee. So now I am bedridden and juiced up on caffeine. I can’t lay in bed for more than a few hours…unless I am depressed or avoiding some sort of homework that I should have done weeks ago. How come I manage to find all the things that need to be looked into or fixed when I’m sick? Like right now, the washer is making this weird sound. I am convinced it’s possessed by aliens. It sounds like a UFO waiting for someone to come into the laundry room so it can beam it up. creepy. So it comes down to needing a exorcist or a repairman. It’s strange how fast a SOMA can kick in. I took it just a few minutes ago and I can’t feel that horrid pain that was shooting down my back…of course I can’t feel my lips either. I really hate being in pain. I tell myself that when I get better that I will start walking and making myself feel better, but then something comes up. No, i’m not going to make promises to fix that either. Someday…just not today.Oh god, I had the weirdest dream. I had a dream I was satan and I ate Shaun! I couldn’t digest his hair though. I also shot Dan in the head on a rafting trip because he forgot to pack our lunches and ate the last cherry pie. I love this Soma! I got a phone call today from Big Sexy. I haven’t talked to her since the big blow out about me rolling my eyes. I didn’t brush it under the rug, I told her, “Hey, i’m in my 30’s and you’re 40…we should be able to talk about stuff and not go through a little kid.” Anyway, I guess it’s all worked out. I’m an Aries, I’m too lazy to hold a grudge. I heard a country song the other day that reminded me of Jessica. It talked about a guy who broke up with his girlfriend, but wherever he goes, people still ask about her. He can’t get over her because of it. I feel like that. Everyone keeps asking about her and it’s breaking my heart because I miss her so much. I have a framed picture of us on my desk. It was taken last year on Halloween. I was a Catholic school girl and she was a … hooker!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}