{"id":783,"date":"2005-11-12T19:42:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-13T02:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=783"},"modified":"2006-04-05T12:28:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-05T19:28:00","slug":"no-stop-signs-speed-limits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=783","title":{"rendered":"No Stop Signs, Speed Limits…"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/a>Random and Odd’s Quick Fix to Depression:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Step 1<\/strong> – Rent a 2005 Mustang.
\nStep 2<\/strong>– Drive 100 mph on 1-5 (for like 3 seconds, because i’m chicken)
\nStep 3<\/strong>– Hang out with Mom and Sister for the night
\nStep 4<\/strong> – Lay in bed till noon watching “The History of the Bullet” on National Geographic.
\nStep 5<\/strong>– Love mommy for giving me breakfast…er brunch in bed.
\nStep 6<\/strong>-Getting the best hair dye in the world by the best sister in the world.
\nStep 7<\/strong>– Watching a narcoleptic poodle on Inside Edition.
\nStep 8<\/strong>– Xanax
\nStep 9<\/strong>– More Xanax
\nStep 10<\/strong>– Lauging at mom for crying about the poodle on Inside Edition<\/p>\n

I’m feeling better…but it might just be the Xanax or all the hair dye I inhaled while washing it out.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Random and Odd’s Quick Fix to Depression: Step 1 – Rent a 2005 Mustang. Step 2– Drive 100 mph on 1-5 (for like 3 seconds, because i’m chicken) Step 3– Hang out with Mom and Sister for the night Step 4 – Lay in bed till noon watching “The History of the Bullet” on National Geographic. Step 5– Love mommy for giving me breakfast…er brunch in bed. Step 6-Getting the best hair dye in the world by the best sister in the world. Step 7– Watching a narcoleptic poodle on Inside Edition. Step 8– Xanax Step 9– More Xanax Step 10– Lauging at mom for crying about the poodle on Inside Edition I’m feeling better…but it might just be the Xanax or all the hair dye I inhaled while washing it out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=783"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/783\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}