{"id":757,"date":"2005-10-30T11:07:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-30T18:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=757"},"modified":"2006-04-05T11:36:43","modified_gmt":"2006-04-05T18:36:43","slug":"113069927613637311","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=757","title":{"rendered":"113069927613637311"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><a title=\"photo sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/57267714\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/33\/57267714_be0ef0999a.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>I am thee worst dog owner. EVER.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone is all posting pictures of their adorable pooches and I only put up a picture of the two carpet stainers up every two months.<\/p>\n<p>So this weekend you had a picture of Halo, the HOSE HANDLE eating dog. (Yes, she ate the metal handle OFF THE HOSE)<\/p>\n<p>AND<\/p>\n<p>Mooshu&#8230;the dog that likes porn.<\/p>\n<p>Wow, two dog pictures and two posts with the word porn in it.  I&#8217;m feeling CRAZY!<\/p>\n<p>Next weeks hot topic: Boob Hair.  Oh wait, i&#8217;ve done that one already.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am thee worst dog owner. EVER. Everyone is all posting pictures of their adorable pooches and I only put up a picture of the two carpet stainers up every two months. So this weekend you had a picture of Halo, the HOSE HANDLE eating dog. (Yes, she ate the metal handle OFF THE HOSE) AND Mooshu&#8230;the dog that likes porn. Wow, two dog pictures and two posts with the word porn in it. I&#8217;m feeling CRAZY! Next weeks hot topic: Boob Hair. Oh wait, i&#8217;ve done that one already.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-757","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/757","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=757"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/757\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}