{"id":727,"date":"2005-10-05T21:34:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-06T04:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=727"},"modified":"2006-04-05T12:08:35","modified_gmt":"2006-04-05T19:08:35","slug":"i-had-to-send-him-on-to-the-next-person","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=727","title":{"rendered":"I had to send him on to the next person&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><a title=\"photo sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/49769937\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/29\/49769937_53430313f8.jpg\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/49769937\/\">The Blog Frog stayed ONE night too many!!<\/a>, originally uploaded by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/obnoxiousaries\/\">randomandodd<\/a>.<\/div>\n<p>This frog is more handsy than <a href=\"http:\/\/recoveringstraightgirl.blogspot.com\/\">Recovering Straight Gir<\/a>l on 8 Cosmos!<\/p>\n<p>He cusses more than <a href=\"http:\/\/pissybritches.blogspot.com\/\">Pissy<\/a> on a rampage.<\/p>\n<p>He smoke ALL my cigs and pissed on my neighbors lawn (that was the highlight of our night)<\/p>\n<p>I knew it was time to send him packing when I found him spooning Minnie Mouse.<\/p>\n<p>I kind of expected this type of behavior when he went to visit <a href=\"http:\/\/bucky4eyes.blogspot.com\/\">Bucky<\/a> or <a href=\"http:\/\/reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com\/\">Jessica Rabbit<\/a>&#8230;but not here. Not in this good christian home.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cesioroujamais.blogspot.com\/2005\/10\/from-my-pad-to-yours.html#comments\">Jbo<\/a>, check his backpack. He smuggled something out from BlogThis 2005&#8230;just don&#8217;t let him drink it on his last night.<br \/>\nHe hates flying with a hangover. Just like Recovering Straight Girl ;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Blog Frog stayed ONE night too many!!, originally uploaded by randomandodd. This frog is more handsy than Recovering Straight Girl on 8 Cosmos! He cusses more than Pissy on a rampage. He smoke ALL my cigs and pissed on my neighbors lawn (that was the highlight of our night) I knew it was time to send him packing when I found him spooning Minnie Mouse. I kind of expected this type of behavior when he went to visit Bucky or Jessica Rabbit&#8230;but not here. Not in this good christian home. Jbo, check his backpack. He smuggled something out from BlogThis 2005&#8230;just don&#8217;t let him drink it on his last night. He hates flying with a hangover. Just like Recovering Straight Girl ;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/727","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=727"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/727\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}