{"id":726,"date":"2005-10-05T14:22:11","date_gmt":"2005-10-05T21:22:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=726"},"modified":"2005-10-05T14:22:11","modified_gmt":"2005-10-05T21:22:11","slug":"another-open-letter-to-my-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=726","title":{"rendered":"Another Open Letter to my Mom…."},"content":{"rendered":"

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\tMom,<\/p>\n

I’m really sorry for all the times I stole your brush, hair dryer, curling iron and make up when I was growing up.<\/p>\n

NOW PLEASE CALL OFF THIS DAMN CURSE!<\/p>\n

See that picture of you? That is a picture of you MOCKING ME! You’re laughing at me because you KNOW I’m going to suffer through FOUR teenage girls.<\/p>\n

Why didn’t you put this curse on Kathy? She is the bad child…NOT ME!<\/p>\n

Please, seriously mom…call off the, “I hope you have a daughter just like you” curse.<\/p>\n

I’d offer to bribe you…with say, I don’t know…brushing your hair…BUT I CAN’T FIND ANY BRUSHES IN THIS HOUSE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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