{"id":713,"date":"2005-09-25T20:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-26T03:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=713"},"modified":"2006-04-04T22:07:20","modified_gmt":"2006-04-05T05:07:20","slug":"shes-a-loyal-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=713","title":{"rendered":"She&#8217;s A Loyal Dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/46648567\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/24\/46648567_567dfe4a6c.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Tyler is playing Mega Man something or other and I can hear him giggling behind me.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Halo&#8230;see the red guys? They are the bad guys. Get the bad guys Halo!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I turn around to see the dog watching the TV for the bad guys. As soon as the bad guy comes out, Halo starts licking the TV&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/46648587\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" alt=\"The dog LICKS the TV to get the bad guy.\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/26\/46648587_b7213f478f.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>and when that didn&#8217;t work&#8230;she started to try to BITE the TV.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/46648608\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" alt=\"LIcking doesn't kill the bad guy, she is attempting to BITE them now.\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/25\/46648608_ddabaa8153.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>No one told me it would be like this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tyler is playing Mega Man something or other and I can hear him giggling behind me. &#8220;Halo&#8230;see the red guys? They are the bad guys. Get the bad guys Halo!&#8221; I turn around to see the dog watching the TV for the bad guys. As soon as the bad guy comes out, Halo starts licking the TV&#8230; and when that didn&#8217;t work&#8230;she started to try to BITE the TV. No one told me it would be like this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=713"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}