{"id":71,"date":"2005-01-05T22:06:01","date_gmt":"2005-01-06T05:06:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=71"},"modified":"2006-04-03T14:20:49","modified_gmt":"2006-04-03T21:20:49","slug":"back-to-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=71","title":{"rendered":"Back to Work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m back to work Thursday.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>No more dooce-commenting all day<\/li>\n<li>I have to find matching socks.<\/li>\n<li>oh god, I have to get up at 5 am to get ready.<\/li>\n<li>*sigh* No blog hopping to Fish, Sarcastic Journalist, Metro, Girl A, Crazy-us, Scott, Julie&#8230;and the DEAR GOD I read a lot of blogs ALL DAY LONG!<\/li>\n<li>Withdrawls&#8230;i&#8217;m going to go through withdrawls!You suckers better email me ALL DAY LONG! oh wait&#8230;OH NO! I won&#8217;t be able to check my email every ten minutes!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Oh please&#8230;just kill me now.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. I drive a Dodge Neon &#038; Toyota Camry, not a Jeep. Come on&#8230;did you see the town I live in?<br \/>\nI would get kicked out if I dare to drive a FUN car!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m back to work Thursday. No more dooce-commenting all day I have to find matching socks. oh god, I have to get up at 5 am to get ready. *sigh* No blog hopping to Fish, Sarcastic Journalist, Metro, Girl A, Crazy-us, Scott, Julie&#8230;and the DEAR GOD I read a lot of blogs ALL DAY LONG! Withdrawls&#8230;i&#8217;m going to go through withdrawls!You suckers better email me ALL DAY LONG! oh wait&#8230;OH NO! I won&#8217;t be able to check my email every ten minutes! Oh please&#8230;just kill me now. P.S. I drive a Dodge Neon &#038; Toyota Camry, not a Jeep. Come on&#8230;did you see the town I live in? I would get kicked out if I dare to drive a FUN car!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=71"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=71"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=71"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=71"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}