{"id":706,"date":"2005-09-20T09:14:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-20T16:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=706"},"modified":"2006-04-04T22:10:28","modified_gmt":"2006-04-05T05:10:28","slug":"anything-but-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=706","title":{"rendered":"Anything but down…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Doc Hitler is staying home with me to make sure I stay in bed and get better again. Last night was rough. Shooting pains all down my left leg kept me from truly enjoying my 6 hour marathon of Christian Troy in all his nudity.
\nFor those of you that don’t watch Nip\/Tuck, WHY ARE YOU NOT WATCHING THIS SHOW? I know, I know…It’s hard to get into a show you haven’t watched. I feel the same way about Cat’s Veronica Mars show she loves. I want to get into it, I want to support her crazy habits…but I just can’t get into it.
\nNip\/Tuck was made for me. They thought, “hmmm, how can we make Kristine happy? Let’s make a show that is entertaining, has lots of male bootie, a couple good looking guys, throw in a few gangsters and then come up with the most random and odd story lines.”<\/p>\n

Well, I have about another 9 hours of Nip\/Tuck. Doc Hitler will be on the comptuer so if you see me online, it’s really him…so keep the kinky talk to a minimum.
\nIf I have promised to make you a masthead or Shaun to design you something, now would be the perfect time to tell me…it will keep him busy and off Ebay buying baseball cards.<\/p>\n

How you all doing? You doing okay? What’s going on with you all? I can’t make it to your blogs to keep up…fill me in okay?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Doc Hitler is staying home with me to make sure I stay in bed and get better again. Last night was rough. Shooting pains all down my left leg kept me from truly enjoying my 6 hour marathon of Christian Troy in all his nudity. For those of you that don’t watch Nip\/Tuck, WHY ARE YOU NOT WATCHING THIS SHOW? I know, I know…It’s hard to get into a show you haven’t watched. I feel the same way about Cat’s Veronica Mars show she loves. I want to get into it, I want to support her crazy habits…but I just can’t get into it. Nip\/Tuck was made for me. They thought, “hmmm, how can we make Kristine happy? Let’s make a show that is entertaining, has lots of male bootie, a couple good looking guys, throw in a few gangsters and then come up with the most random and odd story lines.” Well, I have about another 9 hours of Nip\/Tuck. Doc Hitler will be on the comptuer so if you see me online, it’s really him…so keep the kinky talk to a minimum. If I have promised to make you a masthead or Shaun to design you something, now would be the perfect time to tell me…it will keep him busy and off Ebay buying baseball cards. How you all doing? You doing okay? What’s going on with you all? I can’t make it to your blogs to keep up…fill me in okay?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=706"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/706\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}