{"id":698,"date":"2005-09-13T11:23:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-13T18:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=698"},"modified":"2006-04-04T22:11:26","modified_gmt":"2006-04-05T05:11:26","slug":"hot-loan-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=698","title":{"rendered":"Hot Loan Guy&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/42747667\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/26\/42747667_de19f3aff0.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>HOT LOAN GUY. HOT LOAN GUY. HOT LOAN GUY!!<\/p>\n<p>I checked my account. I HAVE A COMMA!! He&#8217;s hot loan guy again!!<\/p>\n<p>Now that I have my comma&#8230;all I need is to get is my period and all will be right in the world again!<\/p>\n<p>Signed,<br \/>\nKristine-get out my way! I&#8217;M GOING SHOPPING!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HOT LOAN GUY. HOT LOAN GUY. HOT LOAN GUY!! I checked my account. I HAVE A COMMA!! He&#8217;s hot loan guy again!! Now that I have my comma&#8230;all I need is to get is my period and all will be right in the world again! Signed, Kristine-get out my way! I&#8217;M GOING SHOPPING!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=698"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}