{"id":697,"date":"2005-09-13T08:05:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-13T15:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=697"},"modified":"2006-04-04T22:11:45","modified_gmt":"2006-04-05T05:11:45","slug":"112662470689046236","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=697","title":{"rendered":"112662470689046236"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/24406249\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"240\" height=\"72\" alt=\"stuffstuff\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/21\/24406249_03cf91b27e_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s time to announce this weeks Stuff Portrait Friday.  (In my head, I just sounded like the guy from The Price is Right)<\/p>\n<p>This is going to be&#8230;Truly Random<\/p>\n<p>Your Kitchen  (I want to see if i&#8217;m the only one that doesn&#8217;t bleach their wood&#8230;.oh that sounded kinky)<\/p>\n<p>Your handwriting.<\/p>\n<p>Something Random.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, this week is going to be easy for you guys. I hear ya&#8217;all complaining that I making it too hard on you.<\/p>\n<p>One day this week when I&#8217;m not chasing down the new dog demanding that it drop the damn toilet paper or harassing the Not-Hot-Loan-Guy, I will put a little tracker on my blog that shows who has the right to smack talk because they kicked ass on our football picks.<br \/>\nLast week, SOMEONE kicked ass and hasn&#8217;t even begun to smack talk&#8230;now If I had picked that many winners I would be prancing my ass around here talking ALL sorts of smack.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and <a href=\"http:\/\/fabulouswidow.blogspot.com\/\">Merry Widow<\/a> is looking for a man. So is <a href=\"http:\/\/momthefonz.blogspot.com\/\">my mom<\/a>.  <a href=\"http:\/\/dirtyfloorsandfilthyjokes.blogspot.com\/\">Metro<\/a> has a car that a wife would look good in. I said I would look good in it, but he said I would have to get permission from Shaun first.<\/p>\n<p>Whoa-HOLY HELL the coffee just kicked in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s time to announce this weeks Stuff Portrait Friday. (In my head, I just sounded like the guy from The Price is Right) This is going to be&#8230;Truly Random Your Kitchen (I want to see if i&#8217;m the only one that doesn&#8217;t bleach their wood&#8230;.oh that sounded kinky) Your handwriting. Something Random. Yes, this week is going to be easy for you guys. I hear ya&#8217;all complaining that I making it too hard on you. One day this week when I&#8217;m not chasing down the new dog demanding that it drop the damn toilet paper or harassing the Not-Hot-Loan-Guy, I will put a little tracker on my blog that shows who has the right to smack talk because they kicked ass on our football picks. Last week, SOMEONE kicked ass and hasn&#8217;t even begun to smack talk&#8230;now If I had picked that many winners I would be prancing my ass around here talking ALL sorts of smack. Oh, and Merry Widow is looking for a man. So is my mom. Metro has a car that a wife would look good in. I said I would look good in it, but he said I would have to get permission from Shaun first. Whoa-HOLY HELL the coffee just kicked in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=697"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}