{"id":685,"date":"2005-09-06T21:17:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-07T04:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=685"},"modified":"2006-04-04T22:16:59","modified_gmt":"2006-04-05T05:16:59","slug":"why-i-am-a-mean-ass-bitch-reason-302","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=685","title":{"rendered":"Why I am a mean-ass bitch &#8211; reason 302"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Shaun just saw my first post-blogger breakdown.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not fun to say, &#8220;Hooker Ass Bitch&#8221; without an accent and a good target. He said next year&#8217;s conference will have to address the issue: Post-Blogger depression.<\/p>\n<p>Oh and someone, i&#8217;m not going to mention any names, because that would be mean as hell and everyone knows that i wouldn&#8217;t go to that level of immaturity, LEFT THEIR BLACK STRAPLESS BRA!!!<br \/>\nThis person who goes un-named LOVES this bra. It has touched her boobies.<\/p>\n<p>AND I AM GOING TO MAIL THAT BLACK STRAPLESS BRA TO THE FIRST PERSON WHO DONATES A $100.00 TO THE HELP VERYZEN AND SOUTHERN FRIED GIRL FUND!!<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I am that mean&#8230;but I do it because I love.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t fuck with me about the commas and poor grammar in this post.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shaun just saw my first post-blogger breakdown. It&#8217;s not fun to say, &#8220;Hooker Ass Bitch&#8221; without an accent and a good target. He said next year&#8217;s conference will have to address the issue: Post-Blogger depression. Oh and someone, i&#8217;m not going to mention any names, because that would be mean as hell and everyone knows that i wouldn&#8217;t go to that level of immaturity, LEFT THEIR BLACK STRAPLESS BRA!!! This person who goes un-named LOVES this bra. It has touched her boobies. AND I AM GOING TO MAIL THAT BLACK STRAPLESS BRA TO THE FIRST PERSON WHO DONATES A $100.00 TO THE HELP VERYZEN AND SOUTHERN FRIED GIRL FUND!! Yeah, I am that mean&#8230;but I do it because I love. Don&#8217;t fuck with me about the commas and poor grammar in this post.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=685"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}