So it’s like 48 something hours before Pissy & Recovering Straight girl fly in. If I were smart I would probably be trying to hide the dead bodies of ex boyfriends I have hidden in the garage. I might want to make sure I put up enough plastic to hide the lights coming out from under the closets where I have my pot plants growing. You just KNOW that Recovering Straight girl will be checking my closets.<\/p>\n
I’m not. I’m sitting on the couch with a bag of Cheez-it’s and sugar free peach tea watching “Will and Grace.”<\/p>\n
Pathetic, I know…but true.<\/p>\n
There is more things I need to do outside of hiding my porn video making studio, moonshine making kit & arsenal of guns.<\/p>\n
I need to clean too.<\/p>\n
Pissy emailed me in a frenzy earlier. It’s weird how you can HEAR her frantic accent even through emails.
\nShe was worried about coming to see me and not hearing from me so I called her.<\/p>\n
Just for the record; I realize after 4 days with Pissy I will be sporting a really tacky TN accent. If after being on the phone with her for 15 minutes today I went to pick up the girls and hollered from the car, “Ya’ALL get movin’, it’s hotter’n hell in this damn car!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
So it’s like 48 something hours before Pissy & Recovering Straight girl fly in. If I were smart I would probably be trying to hide the dead bodies of ex boyfriends I have hidden in the garage. I might want to make sure I put up enough plastic to hide the lights coming out from under the closets where I have my pot plants growing. You just KNOW that Recovering Straight girl will be checking my closets. I’m not. I’m sitting on the couch with a bag of Cheez-it’s and sugar free peach tea watching “Will and Grace.” Pathetic, I know…but true. There is more things I need to do outside of hiding my porn video making studio, moonshine making kit & arsenal of guns. I need to clean too. Pissy emailed me in a frenzy earlier. It’s weird how you can HEAR her frantic accent even through emails. She was worried about coming to see me and not hearing from me so I called her. Just for the record; I realize after 4 days with Pissy I will be sporting a really tacky TN accent. If after being on the phone with her for 15 minutes today I went to pick up the girls and hollered from the car, “Ya’ALL get movin’, it’s hotter’n hell in this damn car!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=664"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}