{"id":652,"date":"2005-08-29T08:49:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-29T15:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=652"},"modified":"2006-04-04T14:01:38","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T21:01:38","slug":"everyone-loves-before-and-after-pictures-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=652","title":{"rendered":"Everyone Loves &#8220;BEFORE AND AFTER&#8221; pictures"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/38260097\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" src=\"http:\/\/photos23.flickr.com\/38260097_0f06e355a8.jpg\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/38260194\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" src=\"http:\/\/photos26.flickr.com\/38260194_66837edfe6.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/38260039\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"http:\/\/photos30.flickr.com\/38260039_0be13e887c.jpg\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/38260144\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" src=\"http:\/\/photos28.flickr.com\/38260144_b606ecdb00.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Can you just see how much more relaxed I am right now?<\/p>\n<p>A few months back I was reading Project Greenthumb and I was so motivated to clean up my backyard. Well, that lasted 5 seconds. Then Strizzay was taking pictures of her backyard and I thought I would do that too, but I did super close up on the weeds and made it look artistic. Then I decided to buck up and be honest and I took those before pictures.  Strizzay, I think I might be able to quote this right, said: &#8220;Get off your ass and clean that shit up!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well, it&#8217;s taken awhile, but it&#8217;s on phase 1 of &#8220;Project Gett&#8217;r Done&#8221;. It&#8217;s not even close to being anywhere in the same neighborhood of being done, but look how far we&#8217;ve come!<\/p>\n<p>Now when Pissy Britches and Recovering Straight Girl get here in FOUR days, I can invite them into my backyard and know when we come back in they won&#8217;t be covered in foxtails and bitten by some crazy backyard animal or bug.<\/p>\n<p>I love you Shaun &#038; Tyler. Thank you for making me so much more relaxed and less stressed out.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/38260254\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" src=\"http:\/\/photos26.flickr.com\/38260254_e166f7075f.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can you just see how much more relaxed I am right now? A few months back I was reading Project Greenthumb and I was so motivated to clean up my backyard. Well, that lasted 5 seconds. Then Strizzay was taking pictures of her backyard and I thought I would do that too, but I did super close up on the weeds and made it look artistic. Then I decided to buck up and be honest and I took those before pictures. Strizzay, I think I might be able to quote this right, said: &#8220;Get off your ass and clean that shit up!&#8221; Well, it&#8217;s taken awhile, but it&#8217;s on phase 1 of &#8220;Project Gett&#8217;r Done&#8221;. It&#8217;s not even close to being anywhere in the same neighborhood of being done, but look how far we&#8217;ve come! Now when Pissy Britches and Recovering Straight Girl get here in FOUR days, I can invite them into my backyard and know when we come back in they won&#8217;t be covered in foxtails and bitten by some crazy backyard animal or bug. I love you Shaun &#038; Tyler. Thank you for making me so much more relaxed and less stressed out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=652"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}