{"id":601,"date":"2005-08-18T16:09:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-18T23:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=601"},"modified":"2006-04-04T14:54:13","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T21:54:13","slug":"another-reason-why-my-mom-is-the-fonz-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=601","title":{"rendered":"Another Reason Why My Mom is The Fonz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I came up to get my hair colored and my girls their hair cut from Dashababy-Mom&#8217;s second favorite daughter.<\/p>\n<p>She took me to the store and bought me a ring. It looks just like the one she has. I think she did it so I wouldn&#8217;t steal hers from her finger while she slept.<\/p>\n<p>While sitting here reading my comments I notice she has a neat little sticky note pad that says Nicotro Inhaler &#8211; Helps Smokers Let Go.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;it&#8217;s right next to her pack of Marlboros.<\/p>\n<p>I love her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I came up to get my hair colored and my girls their hair cut from Dashababy-Mom&#8217;s second favorite daughter. She took me to the store and bought me a ring. It looks just like the one she has. I think she did it so I wouldn&#8217;t steal hers from her finger while she slept. While sitting here reading my comments I notice she has a neat little sticky note pad that says Nicotro Inhaler &#8211; Helps Smokers Let Go. &#8230;it&#8217;s right next to her pack of Marlboros. I love her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=601"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}