{"id":598,"date":"2005-08-16T21:04:06","date_gmt":"2005-08-17T04:04:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=598"},"modified":"2006-04-04T14:56:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T21:56:00","slug":"we-made-it-home-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=598","title":{"rendered":"We Made It  Home!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><a title=\"photo sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/34715856\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos22.flickr.com\/34715856_59106451cd.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>We made it home. Can you hear me crying in pain?<\/p>\n<p>I say it every year, but this year I mean it.<\/p>\n<p>NO MORE TRIPS TO THE FAIR.<\/p>\n<p>Someone remind me of this next year.<\/p>\n<p>please.<\/p>\n<p>Going to overdose on asprin now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We made it home. Can you hear me crying in pain? I say it every year, but this year I mean it. NO MORE TRIPS TO THE FAIR. Someone remind me of this next year. please. Going to overdose on asprin now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}