{"id":57,"date":"2004-12-23T11:03:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-23T18:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=57"},"modified":"2006-04-03T14:07:25","modified_gmt":"2006-04-03T21:07:25","slug":"teasingjpg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=57","title":{"rendered":"teasing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"teasing.jpg\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/2473877\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"290\" height=\"87\" alt=\"teasing.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.flickr.com\/2473877_741115db45_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>the boy wants to play on Xbox live. I am on the computer. he has pulled out the only game he knows I am powerless to. DIG DUG.<br \/>\nhe knows within minutes I will be on the couch playing dig dug, screaming at the stupid things that will not blow up.<br \/>\nwhat he has not factored in&#8230;.if i&#8217;m on playstation, he can&#8217;t be on xbox.<\/p>\n<p>Mwhahahahhaha.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the boy wants to play on Xbox live. I am on the computer. he has pulled out the only game he knows I am powerless to. DIG DUG. he knows within minutes I will be on the couch playing dig dug, screaming at the stupid things that will not blow up. what he has not factored in&#8230;.if i&#8217;m on playstation, he can&#8217;t be on xbox. Mwhahahahhaha.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-57","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=57"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=57"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=57"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=57"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}