HDL<\/a>)<\/p>\n3. You’re favorite part of where you live: Show me you’re favorite place. Is it Starbucks, a really cool park? Is it the green grass that lines the sidewalks or the big tall buildings?<\/p>\n
I think this is inspired because I WANT TO GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS HOUSE!!<\/p>\n
Feel free to copy and paste the above (well except the part where I cuss and insinuate that my mother is a witch THAT PUTS CURSES ON HER FAVORITE DAUGHTER) and put it on your blog. Encourage your readers to play along.<\/p>\n
Now I am going to light a big fat doobie and drink a bottle of Merlot. There is no medication that can calm these nerves.<\/p>\n
Yes, the room is finished, but I can take no more pictures…I have no fingernails left because I have been clawing my own eyes out.<\/p>\n
I might need to switch to Tequila and Crack Cocaine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Okay, I need to get out of the pissy mood I am in and just focus on the positive. SPF – Let’s go Bye-Bye 1. Your Ride: Show us your wheels. What you use to get around. If you don’t want us to see the whole car, van, SUV, (or in my MOTHER’S case…BROOM) then just take a picture of your favorite part of your ride. If you don’t have a vehicle, get creative. –inspired by Circus Kelly’s pimped out minivan 2. One Mile Away: Drive away from where you live and take a picture. What kind a view would we have if we were in your hood? (The word “hood” inspired by HDL) 3. You’re favorite part of where you live: Show me you’re favorite place. Is it Starbucks, a really cool park? Is it the green grass that lines the sidewalks or the big tall buildings? I think this is inspired because I WANT TO GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS HOUSE!! Feel free to copy and paste the above (well except the part where I cuss and insinuate that my mother is a witch THAT PUTS CURSES ON HER FAVORITE DAUGHTER) and put it on your blog. Encourage your readers to play along. Now I am going to light a big fat doobie and drink a bottle of Merlot. There is no medication that can calm these nerves. Yes, the room is finished, but I can take no more pictures…I have no fingernails left because I have been clawing my own eyes out. I might need to switch to Tequila and Crack Cocaine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=563"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}