{"id":560,"date":"2005-08-09T17:59:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-10T00:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=560"},"modified":"2005-08-09T17:59:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-10T00:59:00","slug":"and-this-has-been-a-whole-day-of-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=560","title":{"rendered":"and this has been a whole day of this"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Note to my mother before I finish this off. <\/p>\n<p>Mother,<br \/>\nCURSE YOU AND YOUR STUPID CURSES!<br \/>\n&#8220;I hope you have a daughter like you someday.&#8221; Those words are ringing in my head right now. Why not just give me a poison apple?<br \/>\nYou could have cursed me with, &#8220;Damn you Kristine! I hope someday you marry a filthy rich bastard that promptly dies after the marriage leaving you to roll in the money and sleep with good looking pool boys for the rest of your days!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>No, I get this.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/32754920\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos22.flickr.com\/32754920_6a259f9816.jpg\" alt=\"\" height=\"332\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/32754911\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos22.flickr.com\/32754911_91a27e452a.jpg\" alt=\"\" height=\"332\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>and this is what I got after I pulled everything out from under stuff:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/32754900\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos21.flickr.com\/32754900_cbd6c06893.jpg\" alt=\"\" height=\"332\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>and you would think with me going in and taking pictures and freaking out all day&#8230;YOU WOULD CLEAN UNDER YOUR DAMN BED!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/32754894\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos22.flickr.com\/32754894_705652d3b8.jpg\" alt=\"\" height=\"332\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Note to my mother before I finish this off. Mother, CURSE YOU AND YOUR STUPID CURSES! &#8220;I hope you have a daughter like you someday.&#8221; Those words are ringing in my head right now. Why not just give me a poison apple? You could have cursed me with, &#8220;Damn you Kristine! I hope someday you marry a filthy rich bastard that promptly dies after the marriage leaving you to roll in the money and sleep with good looking pool boys for the rest of your days!&#8221; No, I get this. and this is what I got after I pulled everything out from under stuff: and you would think with me going in and taking pictures and freaking out all day&#8230;YOU WOULD CLEAN UNDER YOUR DAMN BED!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=560"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}