{"id":559,"date":"2005-08-09T16:01:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-09T23:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=559"},"modified":"2005-08-09T16:01:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-09T23:01:00","slug":"restrain-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=559","title":{"rendered":"Restrain me&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I took the little ones and Marina with me while I went to the bank &amp; to the store to get stuff for dinner. We were gone for a LONG time. I&#8217;m a slow shopper.<\/p>\n<p>The phone rang around 2 pm and Kara gleefully informed me that not only had she cleaned her room, she cleaned the living room AND flip flopped the laundry. My heart swelled with pride.<\/p>\n<p>then&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>I got home and unloaded the groceries. She was on the computer playing and I decided I better go check her room.<\/p>\n<p>*deep breath*<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/32731048\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos23.flickr.com\/32731048_a1e974f5bd_o.jpg\" width=\"388\" height=\"155\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/32730203\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos22.flickr.com\/32730203_241340a30c.jpg\" width=\"332\" height=\"500\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nYou can see the floor. Good right? Well, let&#8217;s look a little closer.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/32730192\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos22.flickr.com\/32730192_d1f964292b.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/32730186\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos23.flickr.com\/32730186_7e539db821.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/32730172\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos22.flickr.com\/32730172_d5a932a7d7.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/32730180\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos22.flickr.com\/32730180_8bf088a867.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>2 hours before Shaun gets home. Her ass is so grass.  Sucks to be you right now Kara.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I took the little ones and Marina with me while I went to the bank &amp; to the store to get stuff for dinner. We were gone for a LONG time. I&#8217;m a slow shopper. The phone rang around 2 pm and Kara gleefully informed me that not only had she cleaned her room, she cleaned the living room AND flip flopped the laundry. My heart swelled with pride. then&#8230;. I got home and unloaded the groceries. She was on the computer playing and I decided I better go check her room. *deep breath* You can see the floor. Good right? Well, let&#8217;s look a little closer. 2 hours before Shaun gets home. Her ass is so grass. Sucks to be you right now Kara.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/559","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=559"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/559\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}