{"id":530,"date":"2005-07-30T08:26:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-30T15:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=530"},"modified":"2006-04-04T10:46:26","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T17:46:26","slug":"the-hardest-post-to-ever-write-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=530","title":{"rendered":"the hardest post to ever write."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>yes, this is the hardest post to write.  not because i have something difficult to say. just one small &#8230; yet huge reason.<\/p>\n<p>the laptop writing and keys are all in italian or something.  the settings are all in another language.<\/p>\n<p>NO, i am not on medication.<\/p>\n<p>a friend of ours is in town from italy so my beautiful friend lisa and i came down to visit her, along with 2 of our other friends. it is the best girls weekend ive ever had. im terribly tired right now. my head is pounding. i couldnt sleep. i need some coffee.<\/p>\n<p>my friends husband got up to go sailing and i insisted he hook me up to the internet so i could read my emails. he signed on and wished me luck. i see why now. the buttons, if it isn,t a letter it is some sort of strange symbol. the apostrophy is not where is should be so i can write anything that requires the use of one. i still can not find the backspace. the enter button is this jacked up place. and there are a bunch of these: \u00e0 \u00ec \u00f2 all over the place where they should have the backspace button. this is just out of control weird. \u00f9<\/p>\n<p>I had a blast last night. we played pictionary until 3 am.  my face hurts from laughing for so long.<\/p>\n<p>okay, i can\u00e0t take it anymore.  must get starbucks. must not get lost looking for starbucks.<\/p>\n<p>kr\u00ecst\u00ecni\u00e0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/30335256\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos21.flickr.com\/30335256_a733d702dc.jpg\" width=\"332\" height=\"500\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>yes, this is the hardest post to write. not because i have something difficult to say. just one small &#8230; yet huge reason. the laptop writing and keys are all in italian or something. the settings are all in another language. NO, i am not on medication. a friend of ours is in town from italy so my beautiful friend lisa and i came down to visit her, along with 2 of our other friends. it is the best girls weekend ive ever had. im terribly tired right now. my head is pounding. i couldnt sleep. i need some coffee. my friends husband got up to go sailing and i insisted he hook me up to the internet so i could read my emails. he signed on and wished me luck. i see why now. the buttons, if it isn,t a letter it is some sort of strange symbol. the apostrophy is not where is should be so i can write anything that requires the use of one. i still can not find the backspace. the enter button is this jacked up place. and there are a bunch of these: \u00e0 \u00ec \u00f2 all over the place where they should have the backspace button. this is just out of control weird. \u00f9 I had a blast last night. we played pictionary until 3 am. my face hurts from laughing for so long. okay, i can\u00e0t take it anymore. must get starbucks. must not get lost looking for starbucks. kr\u00ecst\u00ecni\u00e0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=530"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}