I was writing my top 40 things that happened in 2004 last night and Shaun came in and asked what I was doing. This is when I came up with the bright idea of what I wanted for Christmas.
\nI told him I wanted him to write the top 40 reasons why he loves me. He didn’t seem to thrilled about it and I didn’t think I would see it, but I came into work this morning and he had sent me the email. He said it was okay if I post it on my blog…so here you go. And this is why I love him, because he loves the most random things about me.<\/p>\n
40. You name and speak to inanimate objects as if they are your extended family
\n39. You get more excited about me making bacon or grilled cheese sandwiches than if I make a full meal
\n38. The orgasmic look on your face when you torture my warm skin with your frigid feet
\n37. The way you still think you can turn your head (but keep your eyes fixed on the monitor) and pretend to pay attention
\n36. The way you change words into Kristese (awns cream?)
\n35. Your hand gestures that try to translate when your words aren’t working
\n34. The sly smile you get right before you do something evil
\n33. ***tacklehugs***
\n32. How excited you get for your friends and family when they tell you things.
\n31. The way you try to talk to me when you’re still 98.75% asleep
\n30. My sweaters look better on you
\n29. The way you write, I can hear your voice when I read your words
\n28. You always notice when I buy something new, whether its a shirt or a jar of pickles
\n27. You can pull off the pontytail through the baseball hat look
\n26. You get physically nervous during the end of any close game on TV
\n25. I can see pieces of your personality in each of your girls, like you left them laying around and the girls kept them
\n24. Every old song reminds you of someone or a random moment from your past
\n23. You hate seafood, sour cream, and guacamole just like me
\n22. You were SURE that my dad needed a duck for protection, and we had to shop for just the right duck
\n21. You’ll actually endure horror movies with me even though you don’t like them
\n20. You were excited for an entire month about the availability of Starbucks’ gingerbread lattes
\n19. You think straws are flexible toothpicks
\n18. Your frustrated face when I challenge you on something
\n17. You are a Yankess fan who selfishly rooted for the Red Sox curse to end because YOU wanted to break it
\n16. You will change out of pajamas and back into your clothes if a friend needs you to go somewhere
\n15. When you smile, you smile with your eyes
\n14. When you want something, you buy it…then and there. I act like I don’t like it, but its pretty impressive. I don’t do that much
\n13. In your sleep, your legs and feet grab me like shrink-wrap
\n12. The tip of my index finger fits perfectly in your trademark chin dimple
\n11. You make me laugh, nice to be on the receiving side of a funny line sometimes
\n10. You appreciate when I dress up or smell good
\n9. If my painting or food isn’t quite right, you tell me and it doesn’t piss me off
\n8. When you laugh REALLY hard, your laugh goes silent for 3-4 seconds
\n7. You’re pretty, but you think you aren’t
\n6. You have a great bed and amazing water pressure (how did this not make the top 5?)
\n5. The look on your face when we say the same thing at the same time is priceless
\n4. You treat my kids in the same abusive and violent manner as your own kids
\n3. Your eyes tell me you love me twice as many times as your voice does
\n2. You know when I need a break, a nap, a punch to the lower abdomen, a kiss on the neck(on rare occasions, all four)
\n1. When I’m with you, I can be myself ……when I’m not with you, I wear your clothes and pretend you’re there<\/p>\n
He loves me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I was writing my top 40 things that happened in 2004 last night and Shaun came in and asked what I was doing. This is when I came up with the bright idea of what I wanted for Christmas. I told him I wanted him to write the top 40 reasons why he loves me. He didn’t seem to thrilled about it and I didn’t think I would see it, but I came into work this morning and he had sent me the email. He said it was okay if I post it on my blog…so here you go. And this is why I love him, because he loves the most random things about me. 40. You name and speak to inanimate objects as if they are your extended family 39. You get more excited about me making bacon or grilled cheese sandwiches than if I make a full meal 38. The orgasmic look on your face when you torture my warm skin with your frigid feet 37. The way you still think you can turn your head (but keep your eyes fixed on the monitor) and pretend to pay attention 36. The way you change words into Kristese (awns cream?) 35. Your hand gestures that try to translate when your words aren’t working 34. The sly smile you get right before you do something evil 33. ***tacklehugs*** 32. How excited you get for your friends and family when they tell you things. 31. The way you try to talk to me when you’re still 98.75% asleep 30. My sweaters look better on you 29. The way you write, I can hear your voice when I read your words 28. You always notice when I buy something new, whether its a shirt or a jar of pickles 27. You can pull off the pontytail through the baseball hat look 26. You get physically nervous during the end of any close game on TV 25. I can see pieces of your personality in each of your girls, like you left them laying around and the girls kept them 24. Every old song reminds you of someone or a random moment from your past 23. You hate seafood, sour cream, and guacamole just like me 22. You were SURE that my dad needed a duck for protection, and we had to shop for just the right duck 21. You’ll actually endure horror movies with me even though you don’t like them 20. You were excited for an entire month about the availability of Starbucks’ gingerbread lattes 19. You think straws are flexible toothpicks 18. Your frustrated face when I challenge you on something 17. You are a Yankess fan who selfishly rooted for the Red Sox curse to end because YOU wanted to break it 16. You will change out of pajamas and back into your clothes if a friend needs you to go somewhere 15. When you smile, you smile with your eyes 14. When you want something, you buy it…then and there. I act like I don’t like it, but its pretty impressive. I don’t do that much 13. In your sleep, your legs and feet grab me like shrink-wrap 12. The tip of my index finger fits perfectly in your trademark chin dimple 11. You make me laugh, nice to be on the receiving side of a funny line sometimes 10. You appreciate when I dress up or smell good 9. If my painting or food isn’t quite right, you tell me and it doesn’t piss me off 8. When you laugh REALLY hard, your laugh goes silent for 3-4 seconds 7. You’re pretty, but you think you aren’t 6. You have a great bed and amazing water pressure (how did this not make the top 5?) 5. The look on your face when we say the same thing at the same time is priceless 4. You treat my kids in the same abusive and violent manner as your own kids 3. Your eyes tell me you love me twice as many times as your voice does 2. You know when I need a break, a nap, a punch to the lower abdomen, a kiss on the neck(on rare occasions, all four) 1. 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