{"id":501,"date":"2005-07-21T21:55:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-22T04:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=501"},"modified":"2006-04-04T10:58:12","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T17:58:12","slug":"spf-whats-for-dinner-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=501","title":{"rendered":"SPF &#8211; What&#8217;s For Dinner&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/24406249\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"150\" alt=\"stuffstuff\" src=\"http:\/\/photos21.flickr.com\/24406249_03cf91b27e_o.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s start this with&#8230;I&#8217;m medicated. Anything I say or do in this post can not be hel&#8230;or spelled wrong&#8230;can&#8217;t not be held against me.<\/p>\n<p>My (two) favorite kitchen  appliances<br \/>\n<a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/27709356\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"240\" height=\"160\" alt=\"stuff 001\" src=\"http:\/\/photos22.flickr.com\/27709356_80b3beb393_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/27709347\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"240\" height=\"160\" alt=\"stuff 002\" src=\"http:\/\/photos23.flickr.com\/27709347_f7a7ce962d_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Notice that there is TWO different shots. *wiggling eyebrows*<br \/>\nSince Shaun moved in I don&#8217;t use any of my cool stuff anymore. I love my Ronco Rotiserreieiriree thing, but he didn&#8217;t seem so impressed with it when I made him food so I haven&#8217;t use it since. He&#8217;s not a roteisisiderrirneer kind of guy. He likes the old school BBQ I just bought him. He also took out my decorations. He did! He took out the fish stuff I had. I have nothing remaining except a fish light switch. bastard. He&#8217;s slowly taking over. save me. really. help. I might not remember how to make ice soon. OH DEAR GOD HE BUYS ICE FOR US NOW.<br \/>\nsend help.<\/p>\n<p>My Specialty<br \/>\n<a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/27709336\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" alt=\"stuff 003\" src=\"http:\/\/photos21.flickr.com\/27709336_d393fd0778.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a good thing he packs a really big&#8230;.sammich. *wiggling eyebrows again*<br \/>\nI&#8217;m medicated. Please don&#8217;t forget that. Oh and um&#8230;I would have made my really good, no REALLY FUCKING GREAT potroast, but well&#8230;i&#8217;m medicated. I might have hurt someone&#8230;or accidentally put the dog in there.<\/p>\n<p>Food our that is always in our house<br \/>\n<a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/27709371\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" alt=\"stuff 008\" src=\"http:\/\/photos22.flickr.com\/27709371_ffd488549b.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You feel sorry for me now don&#8217;t you. YOU SEE WHAT I BRING INTO THIS HOUSE WHEN YOU ARE NOT MAKING ME COOKIES! I bring in .99 cent oatmeal cookies. pathetic. yet rather addicting. I&#8217;m medicated. Did I mention that?<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/27709363\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" alt=\"stuff 007\" src=\"http:\/\/photos22.flickr.com\/27709363_68642e7b4b.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Shaun buys these. He buys these every time he goes to the store. He&#8217;s a loud cruncher too.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not going to be playing much of SPF this week so if you skip it this week you won&#8217;t get points taken off. You guys are all on mental vacation anyway. I saw those scores on the trivia&#8230;Props to my sister who got 90. And my mother that scored lower than Charlotte 2?<br \/>\nSeriously mom, I came out your cooter, you would think there is NOTHING you don&#8217;t know about me. *shaking head*<\/p>\n<p>Guess what? I&#8217;m totally medicated. I think Shaun&#8217;s getting out the duct tape. I better get going.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s start this with&#8230;I&#8217;m medicated. Anything I say or do in this post can not be hel&#8230;or spelled wrong&#8230;can&#8217;t not be held against me. My (two) favorite kitchen appliances Notice that there is TWO different shots. *wiggling eyebrows* Since Shaun moved in I don&#8217;t use any of my cool stuff anymore. I love my Ronco Rotiserreieiriree thing, but he didn&#8217;t seem so impressed with it when I made him food so I haven&#8217;t use it since. He&#8217;s not a roteisisiderrirneer kind of guy. He likes the old school BBQ I just bought him. He also took out my decorations. He did! He took out the fish stuff I had. I have nothing remaining except a fish light switch. bastard. He&#8217;s slowly taking over. save me. really. help. I might not remember how to make ice soon. OH DEAR GOD HE BUYS ICE FOR US NOW. send help. My Specialty It&#8217;s a good thing he packs a really big&#8230;.sammich. *wiggling eyebrows again* I&#8217;m medicated. Please don&#8217;t forget that. Oh and um&#8230;I would have made my really good, no REALLY FUCKING GREAT potroast, but well&#8230;i&#8217;m medicated. I might have hurt someone&#8230;or accidentally put the dog in there. Food our that is always in our house You feel sorry for me now don&#8217;t you. YOU SEE WHAT I BRING INTO THIS HOUSE WHEN YOU ARE NOT MAKING ME COOKIES! I bring in .99 cent oatmeal cookies. pathetic. yet rather addicting. I&#8217;m medicated. Did I mention that? Shaun buys these. He buys these every time he goes to the store. He&#8217;s a loud cruncher too. I&#8217;m not going to be playing much of SPF this week so if you skip it this week you won&#8217;t get points taken off. You guys are all on mental vacation anyway. I saw those scores on the trivia&#8230;Props to my sister who got 90. And my mother that scored lower than Charlotte 2? Seriously mom, I came out your cooter, you would think there is NOTHING you don&#8217;t know about me. *shaking head* Guess what? I&#8217;m totally medicated. I think Shaun&#8217;s getting out the duct tape. I better get going.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=501"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}